Settle a bet.

soooo true bestie

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

Please reblog if you vote for a larger sample size!

Edit: I know some of these aren’t “princes” or considered “classic” but look at me, I am the captain now

the replies 💀

I have laughed so much at this post, especially the close-up of Beast's bedroom eyes, and the reblogs:

And then this one killed me:

Can't believe no one has posted her reaction

I always flash back to this gem from 2007, brought to us by JohnSu on deviantArt

Shrek 2 + favorite pop culture references

Why does this work for this movie where it fails with most others?

Because Shrek is, at its core, a parody.

It isn’t a silly film making pop-culture references. It’s a *parody* film making a *parody* of pop-culture.

Since most of the references are pretty solidly “classic” or at the very least extremely memorable moments in cinema, over multiple decades of time, they resonate really well even with modern audiences.

It also (crucially, at least in my opinion) doesn’t kill the scene if you don’t know what’s being referenced. Puss reaching back for his hat before the door closes is still funny if you haven’t seen Indie do it. Pinocchio using his strings to lower himself carefully downwards that way is genuinely clever regardless of the Mission Impossible parody. The fact that the furniture is dancing with Fairy Godmother serves to further highlight her character and role whether or not you connect it to Beauty and the Beast. The references serve to enhance the scenes they’re in when you recognize, not to leave you behind if you don’t.

THAT makes him THE BEST

Please.

Everyone knows you can have four dozen eggs every morning to help you get large.

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

didyouknowmagic:

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

English added by me :)

Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.

Every time I remember this exists I start laughing so hard I feel nauseous. She looks like she's trying to pretend she's not high while talking to her son's homeroom teacher

La Belle et La Bête (1946, Jean Cocteau) | Beauty (Or the Taste for the Beast), Heroines, Claude Cahun | Beauty and the Beast: Fantasy in Two Acts, Fernand Noziere

I will not sleep until feminism has achieved examples of Those Two Guys or Just Some Guys in movies, like, character design that is funky, possibly dumb as shit, absolutely a good time

I want this for us

you know what? I finally remembered an example of this.

Despite everything … Undertale is still here for us.

And what about it???🤨

snail as old as slime

filthy and diseased