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I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

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it's 2024 and I will never be free from homestuck, icon by iamnotamuffin, fuck terfs, im a whole adult, that about covers it
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sapphling

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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molabuddy

i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..

thank you everyone in the notes for reminding me about shiver's on-air declaration that she wants to ... um

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sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

i just. speaking up for trans men and getting hit with “imagine defending men” as a reply has enraged me deeply on this day

it’s very “yall only consider trans men real men when it hurts us.” we experience misogyny until we try to speak on it, and then we’re invading women’s spaces. we’re not men when we don’t pass well but we’re men the second we’re looking for queer community and are faced with “men and mascs not allowed” i’m tired

@bookslutskye’s tags:

literally this. when i replied to “imagine standing up for men” saying that trans men deserve to be fought for too, i got hit with “nobody says trans men don’t belong in queer spaces” except a lot of queer & feminist spaces, especially online, actively villainize being a man and dump you the second you transition. it’s gross.

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matkatkitkat

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

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welcome. welcome to city 17 you have chosen or have been chosen to get FUCKED IN THE ASS. fuck you. fuck you SOOO much. LEEAAVE THE FUCKING CITY ⁿᵉᵒᵒʷʷ!!! GET BACK ON THAT fucking train and go back where you fucking came from you fucking assholes! I fucking hate you so much. fuck you gordon freeman. i hope you get run over by a fucking train HEHAGHN. you stupid mother-

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mallowmaenad

holy shit ive been trying to find the source of "leeeeeeeaaave thefuckingcity nooowwww!!!" its been stuck in my head for ages

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okthatsgreat

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

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