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I still believe in heroes.

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I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

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domdean

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

BOYS need to be taught this from such an early age

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  • at hogwarts, severus snape did everything in his power to expose remus
  • sixteen years later, severus snape effectively ejected remus lupin from the one job where he was safe and happy
  • and harry potter names his kid after this pile of tripe instead of the first decent father figure he ever knew
lilyliqueur

whomp there it is 

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boxlunches

Always reblog posts lamenting Harry’s horrible child naming choices

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moonykins

Things nobody ever tells you about bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

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cupcakemichi

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

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rairii

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

reason number 835573 why we neED PROPER SEX AND BODY EDUCATION

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