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callisto/michael/skittles ☆ he/they/it ☆ minor ☆ PLEASE follow me if you like the magnus archives, inanimate insanity, homestuck, camp here and there or gravity falls ☆ chronic pfp changer ☆ she velvet on my corporation till i underpay my workers
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randomly making this intro ::::9

illegal name is callisto, my legal name is a secret that nobody will ever know

pronouns he/they/it but they are kinda changey so idk

eye am a minor !1!+++!1+!!!!!

currently listening to wtnv (on episode 104) so no more spoilers than eye already have lol

i dont even like skittles that much but its too late now. that also doesnt stop me from eating them when i can

(last edited nov 10 2024)

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ewaneneollav

had a dream where i narratively transcribed the events of a different actual dream i had had just prior & then published it as a really personally revealing post on a subreddit that was completely devoid of activity yet the post then inexplicably received a hundred comments in a span of like five minutes & i tried to delete it but i was experiencing a weird delirium that inhibited me from interacting with the phone properly

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orangeocelotmartyn

Ren: Doc says “you know Ren what helps not being single, never mention you are in love with Minecraft only” (laughs) I mean. It’s—it’s a great game, Doc. Like, is this not the greatest game ever made? Like, the greatest experience ever made? It’s not just about the game, right? Like, dude, like—being a Hermit? Being on the Hermitcraft server is there anything, like, more awesome than this? I ask you. Listen, ladies, I love ya, you guys are (does a chef’s kiss) /mwah/. But is there anything better than being a Hermit? I say nay. I say nay. (five seconds of silence, his eyes flick to the camera knowingly) I mean there’s maybe /one/ thing better than being a Hermit. (Seconds of silence) But. Family friendly channel.

Ren: Being a Hermit’s the best thing there is, okay? (thirteen seconds of silence, then he laughs) Doc had to deal with groveling ladies? I’m sorry DocM, I’m sorry brother.

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lilys-re-blog

Ren diggity dog hierarchy of needs

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lesbiskammerat

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

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foxpurr

I’d love some examples!!

Caring for birds will increase your fruit harvest!

What are you interested in? The library has many books to match your interests.

Tourism is the best relaxation!

Vitamin C. Vitamins help you to become healthy and strong

Fresh air strengthens health and improves quality of education! (Soviet classroom design, from my personal experience, includes big windows that let in a lot of air and sunshine)

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fuck-philip-banks

*sees an advertisement that isn’t about how you should spend money on a corporation’s product* this must be an evil commie plot to keep the glory of the west from seeping into their citizens’ poor little hearts

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anti-democratic-russian-bot

They had cars made in the USSR actually. My dad had one.

This says “Saved up and bought a car!”. Not a car ad per se, actually supports saving money.

And yeah it’s good for public health to discourage use of cigarettes and alcohol. There are a lot of posters for that, this one is my fav:

It says “No!”

There are also ice cream advertisements (not for specific brands, just the concept of ice cream lol). It is so charming and I wish I could have lived in a world not constantly being advertised to at some point.

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kropotkindersurprise

I hope you use this as an opportunity to reflect on why you think that generic brandless ice-cream means “dystopian hellscape” to you, and where you might have picked up that mental connection (not to mention the anti-alcoholism poster; these posters are suggestions, not laws forbidding alcohol, you get that right?).

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ciswomenofficial

Advertisements discouraging teen drinking are dystopian, because destroying your liver is a god given right, and anyone so much as lightly suggesting you don’t do that is an authoritarian commie.

#genuinely how do these people think avoiding dangerous things and doing things that make you happy and healthy are bad?????
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fox-bright
Anonymous asked:

hi any life advice for 21yo

fox-bright answered:
  1. Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
  2. Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
  3. Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
  4. There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
  5. Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
  6. Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
  7. Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
  8. Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
  9. Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
  10. If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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uwuppa

hoping these dont get horribly compressed teehee

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i used to do a lot of sprite animations for pokemon showdown awa i mostly keep my smogon work separate from this blog but i wanted to show off a few of my favs since this used to be my main Thing hehe

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