i changed your shirt when you woke up covered in your own vomit! i listened to you bawl your face off about some student you fucked eight years ago! i helped you shave your face before your faculty meeting cause your hand was so fucking shaky! you need to stop talking now, lip, you're doing damage to yourself. you don't give a shit about me! you don't give a shit about me, because you don't have to! right, you're just sitting pretty in your ivory tower, and i'm a fucking insect crawling on the wall, ‘til you squash me, right? what, cause that makes you feel fucking powerful? cause you fucked up your own life, and you fucking hate yourself for it!

every libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

you... you plagiarized it, dude. "qualitative behavior of dynamical systems or equations of motions that are primarily mechanical can impact solutions of differential equation"... you sound like a nobel laureate. you know why you sound like a nobel laureate? because you were. you lifted it from ketterle. no, i didn't. what, you want me to google it? alright, listen, rewrite it in your own words, hand it back to me tomorrow, i’ll only knock you down one letter grade, alright?

there’s no point even talking to debbie anymore. you can’t force her, fi. you sound like sean. it’s annoying. well, who knows? she could make a great mom. you know, she helped raise liam. she’s too young. yeah, but everyone’s getting older. you know, everyone’s getting on with their own lives. the upside is now you can spend less time worrying about everyone else, spend more time thinking about yourself.

you know ian used to wake up every morning, do 200 push-ups before going to school? hard-core rotc. well, he wanted to be a soldier. i don't know, you know, he thinks... being bipolar means he's doomed to be a piece of shit like our mother.

People interested in the colour grey show characteristics of intelligence and good thinking. In the psychology of grey, it is mentioned that in addition to being intelligent, they also possess a kind of independence in their actions.

look, no one’s had an original thought about childe harold since queen victoria was still getting laid.