When someone asks me what my professional goals are
Looking up a big law firm's billable hours requirement
When the kid I'm recruiting chooses my firm
When they ask me why I want to work here
Me in every job interview
Trying not to make a fool of myself at a work lunch
When someone asks me why I went to law school
At the end of an interview when an interviewer asks me if I have any questions for them
When I no longer have the capacity to continue small talk
I'm just like:
