Seeing happy couples in my newsfeed while I'm forever alone
When you post a selfie and get no likes
When one of my FB friends posts a map of their run
When someone uses a pseudonym on facebook
When my friend sends me a selfie to tell me they're at an event
When someone cute likes an old pic of me
When Facebook suddenly looks different
When friends come to me for romantic advice that I am all too ready to give
Here's my Facebook movie.
Find yours at http://facebook.com/nobodywatchedyourfacebookmovie
Waiting to see how many likes I get after I post something
When FB friends posts scandalous pics of themselves
When anything about my ex pops up in my news feed
Reading the statuses of non-law friends in my newsfeed
WHEN I TRY TO PROCRASTINATE ON FB BUT THERE HAVE BEEN NO NEW UPDATES SINCE 2 MINUTES AGO...
WHEN FACEBOOK MAKES YET ANOTHER CHANGE