Me and my bestie going to find the wallets of the sunken submarine billionaires
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When I have an accidental nip slip
If I’m sober
If I’m drunk
When you have an existential crisis after looking at yourself in atrocious fitting room mirrors + lighting for too long
When you didn't wear the right shoes for this weather
When someone puts out free food
When no one wants to go out because the weather is shitty
Looking outside at the ‘bomb cyclone’ today like
When you’re stalking your ex and see that his new girlfriend is a smokeshow
When you see someone wearing Crocs in the winter... or any time of year reallly
Waiting to get your finals grades back like
When you buy someone the PERFECT Christmas gift
Whenever someone asks me how my love life is going
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When I try to remember what I learned last semester
When your best friend gets back from a long trip
When someone is mean to your best friend
When you’re always the one that loves more in relationships