I've got nothing witty to put here.

A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.

I'm high as hell and thought the cat was judging me because I haven't been working on my WIPs

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE

Happy 8th brithday!

Happy 9 years of knife wielding tentacle

Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.

>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags

I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.

Here's a link, as long as Disney doesn't take it down

Lighting a candle for all the poor women who have tried to fix binghe over the years. No one has suffered more than all the situationships he's had

Her: I've always thought flowers are so romantic

Binghe: cool

Her: I'd love for a man to buy me flowers one day

Binghe: read ✅️

Her: if there's someone you like you should get them flowers to show you appreciate them

Binghe: oh that's a good idea actually

Her: really??

Binghe: yeah :)

Her: omg!! :D

Her waiting excitedly for binghe to arrive with a few roses, sitting in the living room keeping an ear open for when the front door gets knocked on. Waiting. And waiting.

After two hours she picks up her phone to ask where binghe is. Maybe he's going to give her the flowers tomorrow?

She opens Instagram and the top post on her feed is binghes roommate. holding a massive bouquet with a smile. The caption is "someone who deserves flowers every single day ❤️"

She needs to go to therapy for months after that. She finally works up the courage to go up to binghe and call him a jerk who plays around with women's hearts and binghe responds with "....sorry who are you?" She's going back to therapy

i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine

[ID: Screenshot of the replies. First reply, which is from user @/wingedasarath, reads “The fact that he asked why he had to pay you suggests he did in fact also want to get pegged. OP did you peg him?”

The second reply, which is from the original poster, reads “now we have a platonic bsdm thing going on now. all well ends well.” /End ID]

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Yeah that tracks

ok I'll reblog that

I've seen a few of this guy's videos and they're all so funny. This is probably my favorite one though.

incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving

( created by stixywixy | video on tiktok )

*WHEEZING*

@torlibram

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you're helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can't. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can't, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help

Operation Olive Branch has a spreadsheet dedicated to mutual aid, local distro, community kitchens, etc. in Gaza.

This is a good place to start if seeking to donate to a community resilience action. Just contact the group(s) directly to make sure they are still active. Life in Gaza and Palestine is full of uncertainty.

HI IM FEELING BETTER AND WOULD PROBABLY BE BACK BY NOW BUT KY COMPUTER CHARGER CAUGHT ON FIRE AND I FORGET I HAVE A PHONE MOST OF THE TIME. ILL BE BACK TOMORROW WHEN MY NEW CHARGER GETS HERE YIPPEE

Woke up like hmmmmm why do I smell electrical smoke. Meanwhile the humble computer charger: 🔥

...You didn't...

I learned a valuable lesson that morning: when your cords start showing exposed insides, replace them BEFORE they catch on fire.

Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.

Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!

(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

Lol and also lmao