What a Rubber Chicken

Ball of molten iron vs discarded pineapple skin was not a 1v1 I was ever expecting to see, nor was I expecting the pineapple skin to win.

yeah but if you're wearing pineapple armour you need to look out for werewolves

Where do you think they're sourcing the pineapple skins from?

He made another video where he covers a wooden shield in pineapple skin and his friend uses a blow torch on it and the shield is barely charred

He has another one where he makes an entire suit out of pineapple and then stands in front of a blowtorch. I think he’s onto something.

What I'm hearing here is that dragons only look scaly. In reality, they are pineapple.

Credit

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.

Year of the 🐲🐉!

They couldn't let Geordi in on the "does Data count as a person?" discussion because he would have immediately obliterated anyone arguing he doesn't. Geordi would hear someone try to argue Data's perception isn't real because it's electrical signals or whatever and he'd just be like "so like how my visor works?" and then they'd start backpedaling

Geordi would stand there and make them try to define humanity in a way that excludes Data but doesn't have any weird implications about disabled people and just watch them dig their own graves because they CAN'T. And it just keeps sounding worse

I'm here for the ep where they try to determine if Data is a person or not and someone is lurking with a Holographic Diogenese, just waiting for it.

Geordie goes feral.

Q is in the front row eating popcorn and breaking the fourth wall.

By the end of the episode, they've somehow managed to logically prove that if Data isn't a person, then nobody else is and there's a crowd of horny Vulcans outside who are just here for the equivalent of a Drag Queen face-off.

Riker's just delighted and slowly turning into a chaos gremlin.

werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped

"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*

alternatively,

"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*

@loturaweek2023 Day 2: Earth Culture Exploration

In which Lotor and Allura are joined in the photo booth by a curious third party! Inspired by the movie Entergalactic 💖💜

Pay the talent.

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

Favorite moment

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

Lol I think about this daily ...some shit could hit any second.

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

Though I am realistic about the misery in the world, I refuse to lose sight of hope.

A baby laughed for the first time today, their parents have no idea why, but they still thought it was the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen. A teenager just kissed their crush and they are happier than ever. A puppy was cuddled and they felt safe. A person was hugged and they felt relief because they are being supported. Someone took a funny picture of their cat and shared it online because they believe their cat is precious. Someone finally achieve a long-sought goal, even if no one else recognizes how hard it was for them, they still feel on top of the world. Someone is singing in the street while listening to music in their headphones without noticing. People watched the sunset and thought it was magical even though they see the same sunset everyday. Someone tried to help. Someone tried to be kind. Someone tried to save a life. We try. We keep trying. We save the world (and ourselves) bit by but, every single day. And that’s where hope lives: in trying.

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

please leave

what perfection this is