Dear Santa...
With three weeks until Christmas, here’s my list for Santa: 1. Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men (you know, and women, too). 2. A 10 percent raise in worldwide IQ. 3. A 20 percent raise in Pittsburgh-wide IQ. 4. A benefit concert performed by Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Julian Lennon, and Dhani Harrison. 5. Alex Trebek’s (now Ken Jennings') job on Jeopardy! (And a tennis ball gun to fire at contestants who give bonehead responses!) 6. A copy of William Shakespeare’s First Folio. 7. An official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.