Hey, when you’re famous, they let you do whatever you want.
I think I'm going to "stimulate my genitals," and dedicate it to Ted Cruz! Wait, did that sound creepy?! #JerkOffForAJerkOff
It's mine. I'll do whatever I want with it. =P
I swear, I never get tired of these stories: Another hypocritical, homophobic, piece of shit getting caught with his hand in the cookie jar. ;-)