On this date in 2014, while working as a security guard at the headquarters of the Pittsburgh Steelers (a team I hate with the fire of 10 thousand suns), I saved the building from burning to the ground. True story.
As soon as Shakira began singing in Spanish, I knew this sad, ignorant crap would be close behind. Poor little snowflakes.
Well, the Ravens didn’t do it the easy way, but they did it. Nevermore!
Seriously, just laughed out loud!
Now that the NFL conference finals are set, I'll be accepting bribes to NOT root for your team(s). ;-)
(Believe me, with my record, you don't want me rooting for your team.)
For all the Steelers fans who just expected a Pittsburgh-New England conference final; for the "experts" who spent the entire week talking about the same; for the rednecks who call them the Jag-wires, and for the self-proclaimed "super-genius" on Pittsburgh radio who claimed the Steelers would win if they scored 17 points...JAGUARS!
GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!