Apparently, when you lie with every breath you can muster, you worry about testifying under oath.
Normally, I wouldn't comment on something this personal, but it does seem rather convenient.
What Are You Really Afraid Of?
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The truth is, the only people who affect the “sanctity” of your marriage are you and your spouse. The couple next door — whatever their gender composition — doesn’t change your commitment. And, couples across the street, across town, or across the country have absolutely no control over the strength and validity of your marriage! So, what are you really afraid of? PS: Sometimes, this blog is NSFW. Proceed with caution. ;-)
