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#ides of march – @whatadaytoexplode on Tumblr
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oh, the day I've had.

@whatadaytoexplode / whatadaytoexplode.tumblr.com

b. a passerby.
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goweninsane

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

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cacoughphany

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

Too soon-

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

Perfect timing for ides of march

how is this post still alive

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

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