What was your wildest audition theatre kids because mine still is a callback 9 years ago where over the course of 15 minutes I nearly shattered my glasses, rode a shopping cart like a scooter, and fought for my life sight reading a score that I think was written in fucking crayon
historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them
they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t
i will die on this costuming hill unless there’s enough plot to distract me from them.
2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
PSA for us returning folks: New XKit hasn’t been updated in a long time but XKit Rewritten (for Firefox and Chrome) seems to be the replacement. Go, go, anti-capitalism!
It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.
oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.
Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol
reminder that most of the time, after signing up for a free trial you don’t intend to keep, you can cancel the subscription immediately after signing up and have the service through the duration of the trial without the chance of it renewing
i signed up for an adobe free trial and didn’t cancel in time so i got a £78 bill so i marched over to adobe and asked for a refund and after a back and forth, they eventually gave it to me. sometimes you can get a refund so don’t give up
hazmat suit with boob window
i will be the most fuckable person on the cleanup crew
this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.
I say I'm dumb a lot but i think it's time you all knew exactly how dumb i am
I didn't know the order of the months or seasons until i was 17 and i only learnt them cause i was accused of cheating on a math test i got 100% on cause of 1 question that was something like "in what month would *math stuff*" and i aswered "the 9th one" instead of september and apparently that was suspicious? And i didnt wanna say it was cause i didnt know September was the 9th month so i just took the test again
I didn't learn how to tie my shoelaces until i was 18 and before then I would just randomly tie them into a knot that sorta looked like this
I have been mutuals with @fuck-usag since like 2013, a blog that regularly posts about gymnastics and the USA Gymnastics organisation (USAG) and it took me til last year, SIX YEARS, to realse her name is not saying "screw america, G"
My first time in France was a spontaneous trip to Paris. 0 planning. Literally as i took my first step off the plane i thought "wait. They speak french in France"
Morosexuals hmu i once accidentally climbed the tallest mountain in Ireland cause i was looking for a good spot to have a picnic
yeah this tracks
Here’s the thing about men with earrings: not all men wearing earrings are men with earrings, and some men not wearing earrings are men with earrings. If you pick a dude off the street and give him earrings it will likely not make him a man with earrings, just a man wearing earrings. In order to be a man with earrings, the earrings must be an extension of the man.
OP what are you talking about?
Men with earrings. Did you not read the post
Isn't it interesting that Dave Chappelle is allowed to publicly support TERFs in a comedy special but Judith Butler is censored for denouncing them in an interview about trans people?
It's almost like the people who own media companies have already decided who they support.
A short compilation of club calf names i really like
Spike’s first day on the job.
“Come on, just try and get something past me. I’ll tear off your ankle, bro!”
Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying
"Post+ is going to kill Tumblr, it's best to leave now before it gets worse :////"
Veterans who have been on this site for years:
tumblr plus patient zero asshole has already turned off tumblr plus bc everyone was too mean waah waah fantastic work everyone i would not have it any other way on this site
Hey, listen, all these traps get expensive, so this one is sponsored. Before you is a laptop. Order yourself lunch for one, but don’t spend over $30. To help, the laptop has been equipped with Honey, a free browser extension that searches the web for coupons and helps you save. If you exceed your budget, I will release the bees.
this reply in the comments tho
This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.
