her head game strong lay ya back and she gon give a lobotomy!!!!!!!

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

Im always saying this

a mummy wouldnt fall for the oldest trick in the book. they were there. you would want something newer, like a dollar on a string or something.

because the thing is bisexual

hello?

You don’t get it, idiot. This AOC clap back is going to make racists develop a sense of empathy.

washi tape on the blunt #coquette

No I actually love it when I piss blood from my ass

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