Clone troopers,,,,,,in Jedi robes,,,,,thinking
Imagine. Rex is looking after Padmé, they’re chilling. Gossiping. Being besties. Sabé is there.
When suddenly they realize the neutral planet they’re going to doesn’t allow clones.
Panic. Instant panic. Rex has one outfit and he’s wearing it.
Padmé, fashion legend and quick thinker, remembers she’s got some of Anakins stuff in the back.
Even more instant panic from Rex. Anakin is EXACTLY two inches taller than him. The robes fit slightly awkwardly. It’ll have to do.
It’s fake Jedi time.
I need you to know,
Rex’s dumbass is a terrible fake Jedi.
He never listens when anyone talks about the Force. Instantly blanks out. It’s so boring.
He tries to talk more relaxed, less like a soldier, but he can’t help it, and he somehow sounds even more stiff.
Sabé is not helping. She takes every opportunity to manipulate conversations to Jedi topics and then stares blankly at Rex until he bullshits his way through. She calls him Master Jedi in her monotone Queen voice at every opportunity.
She is having the time of her life bullying her friend and Rex wishes a meteor would hit the planet and kill them all
Rex wearing this and having the worst time of his life
Might I add,
ALTA style shenanigans ensue as everyone on the planet is captivated by force abilities, and seeing as Rex is not force sensitive, Padmé keeps having to pull ridiculous stunts behind the scenes to somehow convince the local population.
This includes her hiding in a bush and throwing a rock as Rex moves his hand, but Padmé has horrible throwing aim, and nearly hits him in the face.
Sabé is trying and failing not to lose her shit while Padme has tied a fork to a mostly invisible string and is trying to discreetly hang it in front of Rex at the table. Rex has broken into a cold sweat because obviously this isn’t going to work, but somehow it does, and he nearly passes out after the dinner.
your wish is my command