Just when I think I'm out, they suck me back in.

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.

Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of

Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)

If you’re making enough to pay off your sister’s student loans you are not a cheap whore you are a wildly successful whore which is admittedly beside the point but damn

abridged conversation between eddie and priest

Ok ok look just make sure you're not drinking or eating anything while playing this one, you WILL choke

When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

Is that porn

No it’s when someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

I looked it up and the juice is apparently a concentrated ginger/mango/cayenne/turmeric blend

shit'll clear out your sinuses Right fast

potion of "yeah good fuckin luck"

Wait that sounds incredible though

Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.

learning just how many people thought my heartwarming hockey rpf omegaverse rut fic set in the great city of Calgary was about the evil doll Chucky (set in the great city of Calgary)

Hockey Heritage Post

Acceptance stage of grief.

Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.