Just when I think I'm out, they suck me back in.

“We all agree this is Cody’s fault?” Fox asks, hands on his hips as he looks around.

Wolffe snorts. “Absolutely. I will not get into shit with General Plo.”

“Does this face look like it could do wrong?” Bly says, pointing at himself. “No. Cody’s on the other hand…”

“It’s the deep waters you gotta look out for,” Wolffe nods sagely.

“I will kill you all and make it look like an accident.”

“That’s the spirit,” Fox grins, slapping Cody’s shoulder in encouragement. “Hold that expression until the sergeant arrives for processing.”

The people cried… and they cried for Bly’s fat ass to fill the void left in their hearts by the waning of Fox’s fat tiddies…..

based on that on that one Perseus statue 

anyway here’s bly’s butt! I had to put him in shorts so that tumblr wouldn’t annihilate me. However if you wanna see the uncensored version, it’s over on my patreon (thatfunkyopossum), available only to my patreons! 

Have a bly doodle bc im an utterly useless queer and i love him.

Btw he’s at his most powerful with extensive AND metallic gold tats. I make the rules, and I enforce them.

bonus