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Just when I think I'm out, they suck me back in.

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Rex would sneak a lothcat onto the ship and hide him in a closet for a week till Anakin finds out, at which point that becomes the communal lothcat and ‘it takes a village to raise a child, Rex! We all get to cuddle him!’ And now Rex has to share. Rude.

Cody, on the other hand, shows up to his shift with a small lothcat wearing teeny tiny armor on his shoulder. This is his son, his firstborn from his very own womb, thank you. Yes, Kenobi is the other father, it’s an honor on their family. He has the rank of Captain. When he says ‘meow,’ you say ‘yes sir I’ll get those Temptations for you right away sir’.

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Rex, with the wings of a king

from Take Flight, Brothers All, my Winged!Clones AU!

AU tag: #TakeFlightBrothersAll

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Clone troopers,,,,,,in Jedi robes,,,,,thinking

Imagine. Rex is looking after Padmé, they’re chilling. Gossiping. Being besties. Sabé is there.

When suddenly they realize the neutral planet they’re going to doesn’t allow clones.

Panic. Instant panic. Rex has one outfit and he’s wearing it.

Padmé, fashion legend and quick thinker, remembers she’s got some of Anakins stuff in the back.

Even more instant panic from Rex. Anakin is EXACTLY two inches taller than him. The robes fit slightly awkwardly. It’ll have to do.

It’s fake Jedi time.

I need you to know,

Rex’s dumbass is a terrible fake Jedi.

He never listens when anyone talks about the Force. Instantly blanks out. It’s so boring.

He tries to talk more relaxed, less like a soldier, but he can’t help it, and he somehow sounds even more stiff.

Sabé is not helping. She takes every opportunity to manipulate conversations to Jedi topics and then stares blankly at Rex until he bullshits his way through. She calls him Master Jedi in her monotone Queen voice at every opportunity.

She is having the time of her life bullying her friend and Rex wishes a meteor would hit the planet and kill them all

Rex wearing this and having the worst time of his life

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Might I add,

ALTA style shenanigans ensue as everyone on the planet is captivated by force abilities, and seeing as Rex is not force sensitive, Padmé keeps having to pull ridiculous stunts behind the scenes to somehow convince the local population.

This includes her hiding in a bush and throwing a rock as Rex moves his hand, but Padmé has horrible throwing aim, and nearly hits him in the face.

Sabé is trying and failing not to lose her shit while Padme has tied a fork to a mostly invisible string and is trying to discreetly hang it in front of Rex at the table. Rex has broken into a cold sweat because obviously this isn’t going to work, but somehow it does, and he nearly passes out after the dinner.

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asjghfkljljl Kat this is what popped into my head with the undercover Quinlan wip, the 501st: Look at this space hooker we adopted on a mission Obi-wan: Quinlan?? the 501st:... the 501st: you know our space hooker??? they're now convinced Obi-wan and Quinlan had a secret affair on a mission and Obi-wan would run away from the Jedi order if only Quinlan would ask him

Apparently, Anakin's missions never go smoothly, even when Anakin himself isn't there to oversee them. Obi-Wan honestly could have lived without confirmation that his influence is infectious.

“They finally caught the mole in the admiral’s office,” Obi-Wan says, waving open the door ahead of himself and Rex, who’s limping and looks rather worse for wear even after a trip to medical. “You’ll be pleased to know he’s going up in front of a military court next week.”

“Better late than never,” Rex says with impressive equanimity. “For being a trap, it could have gone a hell of a lot worse.”

Obi-Wan grimaces, but he’s willing to allow that. From the report, it seems like Torrent also got Anakin's ridiculous luck to go along with his tendency to send even the simplest mission into a tailspin. “I must say, finding a back way out of Chudard’s mansion is impressive. We’d rather thought the only way in or out was the front door.”

Rex snorts, mouth curling, and comes to a stop in front of the door to Torrent’s bunk. “Well,” he says, and flicks a glance at Obi-Wan. “That’s one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you, General. We, ah. Had help.”

Obi-Wan blinks. “Help,” he echoes, raising a brow, because it must be help that Rex left out of the mission report, and that’s a little surprising. Obi-Wan hadn’t thought he did that sort of thing.

The again, he’s been Anakin's second-in-command for a year now. There had to be some influence there.

“Help,” Rex confirms, a little rueful, and raps his knuckles against the panel of the door in warning, then keys it open. “Sir, we just…want to help him out in return. He’s been, uh.” Rex flushes a little which makes Obi-Wan’s brow slide higher, because that is certainly a new reaction. “Really great.”

Really great seems to be an understatement, if Rex looks like that. Intrigued now despite himself, Obi-Wan waits for him to limp through the doorway, then takes a step into the bunkroom—

Stops dead, absolutely every word he knows deserting him all at once.

Leaning back against Echo, legs tossed casually over Fives's lap, Quinlan looks up and smirks. He’s in full undercover mode, dreads caught in a long braid, eyeshadow thick, clothes tight, golden jewelry plentiful. Boytoy style, Luminara always called it when they were Knights, but—

Obi-Wan drags his gaze over the deep V in Quinlan's shirt, the tight, ripped pants, the smirk, and will admit he’s rather grown into it.

“Hey, Obi-Wan,” Quinlan says, lazy, wicked. “Long time no see.”

“A very long time, Quinlan,” Obi-Wan returns, folding his arms over his chest. He can't believe

Well. No. He actually can.

There's a moment of absolute silence as Fives and Echo trade startled glances, Rex gapes at Obi-Wan, and Kix and Jesse freeze, eyes widening. Then, deliberately, awkwardly, Rex clears his throat, face about four shades redder than it was a moment ago. “General, you—you know Quinlan?”

No wonder they made it out of the smuggler’s mansion in one piece. Obi-Wan breathes in through his nose, lets it out, and then says, “Very well, yes. Quinlan Vos, I thought you were dead, and instead you were—were—playing hooker to a crime lord!”

Quinlan rolls his eyes, swinging his legs off Fives's lap and standing up. “Oh, ease up, Obi-Wan,” he says, but that smirk is entirely unrepentant as he saunters closer. Obi-Wan gives him a dirty look, refusing to be moved by the way Quinlan's eyes look beneath a layer of smoky liner. He’s a beautiful man. Obi-Wan has always known that. He’s also an ass. An ass who missed three check-ins and sent Tholme into a deep brood in the Archives, which Obi-Wan had to deal with, because Tholme and Quinlan are both ridiculous.

“I refuse,” Obi-Wan says precisely. “Do you know what I would have done for you, Quinlan? If there had been even a hint that you were still alive—”

I had to wrangle your dratted Master, and I would have thrown Tholme at you and been done with it, he’s going to say, but Quinlan snorts, leaning in, and stops the words with a light kiss. “Should have told me what I wanted to hear before I left, asshole,” he says, and Obi-Wan cannot believe they are still having this argument. He’s right. He knows he’s right. Anakin is just as emotionally stable as Aayla and Obi-Wan can prove it. Just because Aayla didn’t do more than get a little exasperated when Quinlan disappeared doesn’t mean anything.

“So you decided to punish me by disappearing?” Obi-Wan says, outraged.

Quinlan rolls his eyes, brushing past him with a lazy wave. “You could have come with me,” he says. “You were all set to, and then Anakin got a splinter.”

“It was an assassin droid, and—” Obi-Wan turns to follow him, only to get the door slammed in his face, and growls.

There's still dead silence behind him, and it stretches out for a long, long minute before there's a hushed whisper of, “Captain, I think you slept with General Kenobi's—”

“Shut up, Jesse,” Rex hisses, still bright red. Obi-Wan is not in any way surprised that Quinlan would manage to get himself laid while undercover as a hooker, because of course he would, and he rolls his eyes.

“At least one can't comment about you lacking taste, Captain,” he says, keys the door open, and stalks off to go find his best friend and shake an apology out of him. And maybe another kiss, because Quinlan is still pretty no matter how much of a bastard he can be.

Besides, it’s apparently also a second-hand kiss with Rex, and Obi-Wan isn't about to turn something like that down.

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(Three days later, when there's a rumor circulating around the GAR that General Kenobi lost his heart to a beautiful, loyal hooker years ago and would have left the Order for him, full of all the embellishes a star-crossed romance deserves and absolutely ridiculous, Obi-Wan is forced to come to the realization that shaking was not nearly enough of a punishment, and promptly starts plotting a murder.)

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Passat, hey, Feemor getting assigned to take over the 501st instead of Krell. Or like, ending up in the area via Will of the Force in time to toss Krell off a cliff?

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“A change?” Rex asks, bewildered. “We’re already behind enemy lines! Why would the Council change things now?”

Cody looks tired, even over the flickering holo. “Some of Krell’s men made if off his last deployment, said a wandering Jedi Master saved them. They have a heck of a story to tell about Krell’s way of using clones, and from the sound of it, the Council’s about to throw him right out of the Order.”

“Karking hell,” Rex mutters, rubbing a hand over his face. “Krell seemed happy enough to leave. They didn’t tell him?”

Cody's smile is crooked. “They might have implied he was being considered for a seat on the Council. There are records of him communicating with Dooku, so they don’t want him to disappear before they nab him.”

Rex is glad the Council has a plan, but at the same time he’s got a whole Umbaran army to worry about and a company with no general to lead them. “So we’re on our own out here?” he asks grimly, hooking a hand over the back of his neck as he slumps forward, already trying to figure out a strategy that will keep them all alive. It was hard-going even with a Jedi around. Without one—

“No,” Cody says definitively, and when Rex raises his head, startled, Cody smiles. “General Kenobi called in a few favors and got you a Jedi. He just commed from orbit, so he should be there at any minute. Obi-Wan vouched for him personally.”

Personally is good, Rex thinks, a little doubtful despite himself. But— “How the hell is he going to land? The Umbarans are shooting down anything that moves in the sky right now.”

Before Cody can answer, Hardcase calls a warning, and blasters rise. A starfighter streaks across the sky, moving at ridiculous speeds for how low it’s flying, and Rex wrenches to his feet, bolting forward with a shout. At his command, the troopers fall back, scattering, but—

There are no bombs dropping, and no gunfire. The ship banks hard, and then slows in a move that Rex knows would make Broadside jealous, practically cutting its engines as it passes overhead. Rex catches a glimpse of the Jedi Order insignia on the wing, a Human pilot who throws up a hand in a cheerful wave, and then the cockpit opens as the ship rolls. A figure drops out, plummeting towards the ground, and Rex's heart leaps into his throat for a bewildering instant.

With a roar of engines, the starfighter accelerates, rolling again and then taking off. It soars straight up, and as it punches through the atmosphere Rex catches the flashes of light that mean the Umbarans are attacking, but he’s got more important things to worry about than one reckless idiot of a fighter pilot. That figure is still dropping, and it’s about to hit—

And then it isn't, because with a flare of familiar robes, the body slows in direct violation of physics. Instead of falling like a brick, the Jedi slows, drifts, and drops to the ground in the center of the clearing as gently as a seedpod in the wind.

Rex takes a step, then pulls up short, still trying to get his heartbeat under control. His grip on his pistols tightens, and he breathes in, then out. Wants to curse, but—Jedi. He’s serving with one of the most reckless Jedi. He should be used to the stunts they pull—and pull off—by this point in his life.

“Sir,” he says, and if it’s a little dry, he thinks he can be excused. “We were expecting you.”

The Jedi pulls his hood back, and he’s smiling, bright and friendly. Human, big, blond, with blue eyes and freckles, and he feels…disarming. Rex can feel some of his tension easing just looking at that smile.

“Captain,” he says, and takes a step forward, pushing back the sleeves of his robe. They're a little too short for him. The whole robe looks a size too small, and the hem of his tunic is scorched. “I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance. Garen had to make it quick.”

The pilot. General Garen Muln, probably—Rex has heard Odd Ball moaning over him often enough, though he can never quite tell if it’s jealousy or adoration, seeing as Master Garen Muln is one of the best pilots in the Order.

“Startled us a little, that’s all, sir,” Rex says, and when the Jedi offers his hand, Rex takes it, clasping wrists with him. He has a firm grip, and the fact that he offered his hand first already makes Rex like him more than Krell. Krell hadn’t bothered to greet any of the clones. Rex probably should have started noticing the red flags right about then. And maybe he shouldn’t be wary of someone General Kenobi picked, but—their last general was apparently a traitor. that’s enough to make Rex want to test him, just a little. “I'm CT-7567, in command here.”

“Captain Rex,” the Jedi says without pause, and his smile takes on a brighter edge, something almost admiring. “Obi-Wan’s told me all about you. It’s an honor to finally meet you.”

Rex doesn’t flush, but he’s maybe a little more grateful for his bucket in that moment than usual. “You know General Kenobi?” he asks, which is an idiotic thing to say, but it’s possible Rex is a little distracted by the freckles that cross the Jedi's cheeks and the bridge of his nose.

The man laughs a little. “He’s my little brother,” he confesses, grinning. “In lineage. I was Master Qui-Gon’s first padawan, and Obi-Wan was his third.”

Rex's brows rise. That’s not what he expected to hear. “I didn’t realize that General Kenobi had a brother,” he says, and then pauses. That means this man, with his easy smile, is also Dooku's grandpadawan. That’s…interesting.

The Jedi's smile is rueful. “I think Obi-Wan forgets, sometimes. Xanatos and I were a good bit older.” He blinks, then flushes a little, and says, “Oh, sorry, I'm Feemor. Jedi Master Feemor.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Rex says, and actually meets it. “Thank you for coming, sir.”

Feemor flashes him a quick smile. “Obi-Wan told me you're a brilliant tactician,” he says, and Rex chokes and almost trips over his own feet. He does bang his head on a branch that he doesn’t quite manage to avoid, and Feemor deftly catches his elbow before he can fall and make his humiliation complete.

“Careful, Captain,” Feemor says, concerned. “Were you injured? Is there a medic? I know a little Force-healing—”

Rex is absolutely sure he hears Fives wheezing with laughter from behind one of the trees. He’d better sleep with his eyes open for the rest of this mission, because Rex is definitely not about to forget.

“I'm fine,” he manages, and straightens as quickly as he can. “Just—I was just reading up on old strategies and what we could try—I mean, if you think it’s a good idea, sir, but if you have a better idea—”

Feemor laughs a little. “I’d like to hear your plans, Captain,” he says, easy but direct. “If I have anything I think I can add, I will, but you know the situation here on the ground better than I do. I’ll follow your lead.”

“Yes, sir,” Rex says, swallowing. Even General Skywalker isn't so ready to listen to a clone. It’s…startling. “If you're sure.”

Feemor hums, folding his hands into the sleeves of his too-small robe. His expression is warm, quiet, steady. “I'm not one to believe that anything is decided by the chance of someone’s birth,” he says, and the curve of his smile is a little rueful. “We’re all equal here, Captain. I'm a farmer’s son, and you're a clone, and the Force conspired to put us both here, on the same ground, fighting for the same cause. I think that means something.”

Rex doesn’t quite know how to answer that. Doesn’t quite know how to breathe, watching Feemor’s face, the expression he’s wearing. It’s…hopeful.

On a world as dark as Umbara, Rex needs all the hope he can get.

“I'm glad you're here, sir,” he says quietly, and means it with every inch of his soul. It’s good to have a Jedi on their side.

It’s good to have this Jedi on their side.

Feemor flashes him another smile, and the weight and thoughtfulness are gone, buried beneath bright warmth. “It’s good to be here,” he says. “I keep having to hear about everything you manage from our great-grandmaster, and it’s always nice to talk to him, but he exaggerates—”

“Great-grandmaster,” Rex repeats, with a creeping sense of alarm.

Feemor blinks at him. “Master Yoda,” he says, like it should be obvious. “We have tea together whenever we’re in the same system.”

The Grandmaster of the Jedi Order. Tea. Rex has had extended exposure to Obi-Wan Kenobi, who sits on the High Council, and even General Kenobi doesn’t refer to Yoda like his favorite old grandfather. That’s…something to consider.

“Right,” Rex says. “Of course. Because Count Dooku—”

Feemor snorts, rolling his eyes. “Dooku likes to harass everyone in his lineage,” he says, disapproving. “But he shouldn’t interfere here, Captain. I'm sure of that. He’s distracted with Obi-Wan right now.”

Which implies that he’s been treating Feemor the same way he has Obi-Wan, taunting him, pushing him to join his cause, trying to get him to turn to the Dark Side. Rex eyes Feemor, then puts a hand on one of his blasters, deciding he’ll just have to come up with a contingency for if Dooku does show up. Rex isn't about to let Dooku snatch a Jedi who’s supposed to be under his protection, even if said Jedi is part of Dooku's lineage.

Maybe especially if said Jedi is part of Dooku's lineage.

“This way, sir,” he says, touching Feemor’s elbow to guide him towards the makeshift command center they set up. “I have maps of the area and the Umbaran forces, if you’d like to look them over.”

“Thanks, Captain,” Feemor says easily, and lets Rex steer him into the trees.

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Anakins become better at not being So Damn Heterosexual but now he's like a shitty wingman to Rex and there's no end in sight

Anakin: Rex, I've decided I'm gonna make a Grindr profile for you

Rex: w

Rex: why

Anakin: you need a man! Since you're gay-

Rex: I'm bi

Anakin: and clearly lonely-

Rex: who's says I'm lonely?

Anakin: whenever you're in the mess hall by yourself you do this *sighs and looks sadly at the table*

Rex:

Anakin: so anyways I'm making this profile for you.

Rex:

Anakin: hey rex how strong are you

Rex: ??? what for

Anakin: I wanna put "power bottom" in your bio.

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