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a spell of hubris

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Logicality but they live in adjacent apartment buildings and meet when they’re both on their respective rooftops one evening

Patton sees someone on the roof of the next building (his apartment building has a rooftop garden, and the guy on the next building has a telescope set up) and waves excitedly because he’s Patton - the guy doesn’t see him for a minute, but when he does, he offers a small, bemused wave back. Patton’s back out the next night, just to see if the guy is back, too, and he is!!! He doesn’t have his telescope but he’s still watching the sky. He looks over and sees Patton, and he actually waves first! Patton is ecstatic because new friend!

Then, after a couple days of the same routine, Patton is leaving his building to go get groceries when he runs into someone just outside. He starts to apologize, but when he pulls back, he realizes hey!!! It’s rooftop guy!! Rooftop guy recognizes him back and says a formal hello, introducing himself as Logan, and Patton is over the moon now because they can be actual friends. He introduces himself too, including that he’s an education major at the nearby university, has Logan heard of it? And Logan tells him yeah, he’s an astronomy student there, then asks where he’s heading and hey, Logan’s going into town, too, if he wants some company? (Of course Patton says yes.)

Cue the next few months of them “running into each other” like that - Logan’s headed to the bookstore one afternoon and Patton totally doesnt see him through his window and race twelve stories down to bump into him and offer to join him, Patton is on the rooftop one night and calls across to ask if Logan wants to visit the new 24-hour bakery downtown, etc - and eventually they’re just going on flat out dates (but neither of them call it that).

after like a year, year and a half of this, they’re ‘hanging out’ and Patton slyly mentions that, ohh no, his lease on the apartment is up soon, he’s never been fond of the landlord so he was thinking about moving buildings but he doesn’t know wheeeere- and Logan thinks for a second and then he’s like well, hey, I have a spare bedroom in my apartment, what about that? And of course Patton jumps on the offer and they move in together and decorate it a little more with plants and lights and little knick knacks or souvenirs from the places they go together, and after all that they still go on the rooftop to be together where they started.

Anyway how cute would that be

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wroammin

i would pay you 5 cents to say that one of them eventually proposes on the rooftop so it comes full circle bc this is the cutest thing i have ever seen

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Personal Space

Patton has always been affectionate with Logan… until he’s not.

It’s not a big deal to Logan (until it is)

Pairing: Logicality, background Prinxiety

Word count: 3185

Warnings: paranoia maybe? ableist language, Logan angst, pinch of Patton angst (with a happy ending), kissing.

Notes: listen I know im supposed to be writing the next part of love and other fairytales but just listen ok this was being incredibly insistent just LISTEN-

third in what ive been calling the Blanketverse because naming things is #hard.

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fish-food-s

Oh my god my world history teacher is an analogical fusion

Guys my world history is an analogical fusion

why?

Once when students were presenting their projects he made an avatar reference. Later one he called Aristotle a nerd and I responded with “says the guy who made an avatar refference” and he made our group go next

On a different day he made a doctor who refference and he kinda was silent for a moment and I was minding my own business taking notes and he just goes “huh Kaitlyn? You gonna make fun of me? Call me a nerd? Huh?”

In the same day he was explaining all he layers of the caste system from highest to lowest and he finished with “and finally at the bottom we have Kaitlyn in the untouchables” (although I think it would have been funnier and more spiteful if he sarcastically put me at the top)

Once I walked into class and take my seat minding my own business and he just goes “What Kaitlyn? You walk in here with all you swagger like you own the place? Well guess what, I own you, so just forget about it. You think I’m a nerd? I’ve been in high school before I know your type.”

Also he wears a black shirt and tie with jeans every day

OH OK WAIT I HAVE MORE

Once he was talking about Greek mythology and he listed some people like “Zeus, Hera, and Hercules,” and I told him that Hercules is Roman and Greek is accrual heraclese and he just said “cool… I don’t…. care….”

Once he was passing out papers and he got to me and said “oh your here today. Where you even here last time?” And I was wtf??????

ONCE HE SAID “it’s like the serpent whee you cut a bead off and more comes from it” and I was too scared to tell him that he’s talking about the hydra and a serpent is a type of snake and is not even close

OK SO EVERYONE REMIND IN A FEW HOURS TO GET QUOTES I COLLECTED FROM HIM AT HOME

no one reminded me but I remembered anyways

“Oh we didn’t really talk about much, just how much your life sucks“

“school has a hierarchy. There’s me, the other teachers, and the students. I just want to clarify that I am at the top“

“I want to be your friend but I’m afraid you might eat me“

why did you say that as if school was a drug

Today we were talking about laws and he said what if you could run a red light and no one would know?

and I said I wouldn't because guilt is a bad feeling

and he said yeah that’s the government making you follow the rules even if there are no consequences

and I jokingly asked oh am I brainwashed?

and he said yeah pretty much

@katatles-the-fish !!! My Math teacher is a Logicality fusion!!!

He absolutely loves math. He teaches Algebra II, College Algebra, Pre Calc, Calc, College Calc, Trig, and College Trig, as well as tutors and doing the  math course to help those who failed like accuplacer (a test that gets you into the next grade). But that’s not all, 3 days a week he goes straight from our school to a big college to teach 3 more courses. When he’s in class, he reads a math book. Free time. 

Not to mention he?? Is a huge nerd for old videogames, and old video games that continue now (such as The Legend of Zelda and Mario). 

So, clearly this is all Logan stuff, where does Patton come in?

Well one, he’s a dad so, there’s that. 

Every other sentence from his mouth is a pun of some sorts, usually a math pun. 

In our notes, he doesn’t number things like 1. , 2., etc. He’ll do like 5(2)-9 and Square Root of 4. He even does that with the date. 

When drawing diagrams and shapes, he draws smiley faces in them. Like we needed a rectangle to do something, and then he just puts a happy face in them ‘shapes deserve to be happy too.’

He stopped the lesson once when a student came in offering a cupcake- like they came in, and he just stopped and looked over, ‘For Me???’

This 40 year old man damn near squealed and ran across the fucking room and took a few minute break from math to eat this cupcake. 

He even DRESSES like them!

He wears khakis and a polo shirt and dress shoes all the time, he has big glasses. His hair is styled EXACTLY like Thomas’s, but a bit shorter (and he has a very slight receding hairline but it’s not bad at all). 

He’s made it a thing amongst the male staff that once a month there is ‘Tie Tuesday’ and they all come in in dress shirts and ties because he likes to wear ties. 

All the fucking puns- his class is amazing. 

But yeah, he’s like, a literal Logicality fusion. 

oh my god that’s amazing

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