sanders sides platonic week: analogical

warnings: food mentions, some cold nerdy bois

words: 1,519

It was unseasonably, unreasonably cold.

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Analogical stans, I have starved you for too long

Bonus:

@crankywhenprovoked sappiness incoming

I found this bit of audio on TikTok and decided to use my Sanders Sides cosplay stuff for once.

The audio ended up a little off but I didn’t care enough to fix it.

Virgil: You came up to me in the bar and said ‘This may sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.’

Logan: That was the moment you knew you liked me?

Virgil: Yup.

Logan: Can we change it to a different moment?

Virgil: *grinning* Nope.

Oh my god my world history teacher is an analogical fusion

Guys my world history is an analogical fusion

why?

Once when students were presenting their projects he made an avatar reference. Later one he called Aristotle a nerd and I responded with “says the guy who made an avatar refference” and he made our group go next

On a different day he made a doctor who refference and he kinda was silent for a moment and I was minding my own business taking notes and he just goes “huh Kaitlyn? You gonna make fun of me? Call me a nerd? Huh?”

In the same day he was explaining all he layers of the caste system from highest to lowest and he finished with “and finally at the bottom we have Kaitlyn in the untouchables” (although I think it would have been funnier and more spiteful if he sarcastically put me at the top)

Once I walked into class and take my seat minding my own business and he just goes “What Kaitlyn? You walk in here with all you swagger like you own the place? Well guess what, I own you, so just forget about it. You think I’m a nerd? I’ve been in high school before I know your type.”

Also he wears a black shirt and tie with jeans every day

OH OK WAIT I HAVE MORE

Once he was talking about Greek mythology and he listed some people like “Zeus, Hera, and Hercules,” and I told him that Hercules is Roman and Greek is accrual heraclese and he just said “cool… I don’t…. care….”

Once he was passing out papers and he got to me and said “oh your here today. Where you even here last time?” And I was wtf??????

ONCE HE SAID “it’s like the serpent whee you cut a bead off and more comes from it” and I was too scared to tell him that he’s talking about the hydra and a serpent is a type of snake and is not even close

OK SO EVERYONE REMIND IN A FEW HOURS TO GET QUOTES I COLLECTED FROM HIM AT HOME

no one reminded me but I remembered anyways

“Oh we didn’t really talk about much, just how much your life sucks“

“school has a hierarchy. There’s me, the other teachers, and the students. I just want to clarify that I am at the top“

“I want to be your friend but I’m afraid you might eat me“

why did you say that as if school was a drug

Today we were talking about laws and he said what if you could run a red light and no one would know?

and I said I wouldn't because guilt is a bad feeling

and he said yeah that’s the government making you follow the rules even if there are no consequences

and I jokingly asked oh am I brainwashed?

and he said yeah pretty much

@katatles-the-fish !!! My Math teacher is a Logicality fusion!!!

He absolutely loves math. He teaches Algebra II, College Algebra, Pre Calc, Calc, College Calc, Trig, and College Trig, as well as tutors and doing the  math course to help those who failed like accuplacer (a test that gets you into the next grade). But that’s not all, 3 days a week he goes straight from our school to a big college to teach 3 more courses. When he’s in class, he reads a math book. Free time. 

Not to mention he?? Is a huge nerd for old videogames, and old video games that continue now (such as The Legend of Zelda and Mario). 

So, clearly this is all Logan stuff, where does Patton come in?

Well one, he’s a dad so, there’s that. 

Every other sentence from his mouth is a pun of some sorts, usually a math pun. 

In our notes, he doesn’t number things like 1. , 2., etc. He’ll do like 5(2)-9 and Square Root of 4. He even does that with the date. 

When drawing diagrams and shapes, he draws smiley faces in them. Like we needed a rectangle to do something, and then he just puts a happy face in them ‘shapes deserve to be happy too.’

He stopped the lesson once when a student came in offering a cupcake- like they came in, and he just stopped and looked over, ‘For Me???’

This 40 year old man damn near squealed and ran across the fucking room and took a few minute break from math to eat this cupcake. 

He even DRESSES like them!

He wears khakis and a polo shirt and dress shoes all the time, he has big glasses. His hair is styled EXACTLY like Thomas’s, but a bit shorter (and he has a very slight receding hairline but it’s not bad at all). 

He’s made it a thing amongst the male staff that once a month there is ‘Tie Tuesday’ and they all come in in dress shirts and ties because he likes to wear ties. 

All the fucking puns- his class is amazing. 

But yeah, he’s like, a literal Logicality fusion. 

oh my god that’s amazing

Here’s my Virgil/Logan fusion “Viran" (veer-an) AKA“The Conspirator”. He is constantly stressed, up all hours of the night looking at blurry photos and listening to radio static just in case, and is our resident cryptid enthusiast. He needs many arms for many red strings. Status: semi-unstable.

the drawings on this one are really shit, but I’m tired and I have school… please be nice I’m super self conscious lmao

so uh yeah, another BPD/my feelings comic. ok to reblog for anyone, whether you can relate or just find it pretty.

this is so relatable it hurts. it’s so beautiful though, especially the ending. keep up the good work. 

What if I told you the entire time I read it I thought of Logan/Logic?

I….

I would agree and then cry off in a corner somewhere. 

Aww don’t cry…. (although I also thought of Virgil/Anxiety as well and that might make you cry more)

hnnnnngh great now I’m imagining them both thinking this about their friendship with each other. 

*screams*