a little bit troubling and a little bit troubled

After "Mary and Arthur are Odysseus and Penelope" I raise you "Mary and Arthur are Odysseus and Calypso" and most importantly, Mary is Orpheus and Arthur is Eurydice. If you get it you get it.

And John/Abigail/Jack are also lowkey Odysseus/Penelope/Telemachus coded. Or rather Hector/Andromache/Astyanax, taking into account their tragedy.

And then Dutch is just Zeus. And yes I have been listening to Epic the musical and Hadestown.

Marthur is like Odysseus and Penelope if Odysseus never came home, in this essay I will

Me everytime John and Abigail are in each other's proximity: John Marston I am so going to steal your girl

Me during Chapter 3 and 4: Dutch van der Linde I am so going to steal your girl

Me during We Loved Once and True and Fatherhood and Other Dreams: Arthur Morgan I am so going to steal your girl

I am having unspeakable thoughts about Lenny Summers today.

Just realized Jack was probably at the age where he started to talk when John left them... Man probably missed Jack's first steps, first word, and everything else.

I wonder who Jack called dada when he first learnt that word. Arthur, perhaps? And maybe after he started saying that word they found a photo of John and told him that is his pa. I wonder how Jack reacted when John came back. Was he afraid of the stranger that he's suddenly handed over to, not being able to recognize his father? Did he cry and try to break out of his hold? Or was he excited to meet the mysterious man they say is his father, only to be met with uninterested, almost doubtful eyes?

I think we should give Dutch a parrot, and he will name it something like Duke and it'll repeat him everytime he speaks. And they'll talk like Timmy and Tommy Nook: "Have some faith!" "... faith"

I have never said the word pussy or cock this much in a post wow

Why are there two identical mary linton hate posts IN A WEEK?? Are you people okay?

Both post literally just said "if mary linton has zero haters I am dead" alright then? Absolutely bizarre behavior to hate post about a female character with no context at all. I can't believe people are still dunking on her in 2024.

Of course in the end of the day people are allowed to have an opinion and the freedom to post, but if it's going to be a hate post with no analysis whatsoever, do you really have to tag the character name? People on this website really have no posting etiquette nowadays smh

I need to squish Javier like a stim toy so much it's unreal

I don't ship Kiethur and I don't ship Mary-Beth/Arthur HOWEVER I do ship Kierabeth. And I think it would be extremely funny if they found out they both had an unrequited crush on Arthur at some point.

Thinking about the post about how Lyle Morgan would work best as the protagonist for rdr3. I 100% agree with that post because it would make the most sense narrative-wise, but I also find it extremely funny to imagine a bunch of people suddenly simping for Lyle Morgan and wanting to be Arthur's step-mom

AND THE NEED TO SEE BABY ARTHUR IS SO REAL. I LOVE 4 YEAR OLD JACK SO JUST IMAGINE SEEING A 10 YEAR OLD LITTLE ARTIE WALKING AROUND HIS PA.

AND A YOUNG ARTHUR JOINING THE GANG IN THE EPILOGUE???? AMAZING. 10/10. EVEN BETTER IF WE ALSO GET BABY JOHN, HOSEA AND SUSAN IN THEIR HOTTIE ERA AND ALSO MARY. I swear to god I would cry if we never get the early days of the gang as a part of the game.

I'm sensing a pattern here Arthur.

Bonus:

This is why Bill keeps getting suspended on Grindr

(inspired by my convo w/ @nthspecialll)

*Mary's mission in Saint Denis shows up*

Me: okay Arthur my boah, time to put on some extra pounds to impress the lady

There's no way Arthur can store so many things in that tiny satchel so the only explanation is that he shoves them all up his ass, which is a portal to a four demensional space with unlimited volume