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I'll write something once in a blue moon

@were-writes

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prokopetz

Hey do you write fanfic perchance?

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May we see it?

I mean, there's no reasonable way I can stop you.

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newthinkerer

May we please have a link to one such fanfic?

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live-angel

The really funny part is that I got a big surge of hits on my LinkedIn profile immediately after posting that "no", which – if those events are related – raises two questions:

  1. Why did you think the fics in question would be published under my real name?
  2. Why would you check on LinkedIn, of all places?
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Do you ever think about how in a Christmas Carol Charles Dickens draws specific attention to the ghost of Christmas past's arms being super strong and the spirit having to bear hug restrain Scrooge at points to get him to watch, and yet we've never had the spirit portrayed by a butch lesbian in a major film production? We're being robbed, comrades, we must take action

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Okay seriously what the fuck, I come back to tumblr to find that they're forcing suggested posts near constantly and they've put multiple posts glorifying and encouraging disordered eating and withholding food from yourself as punishment on my dash?

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All I'm saying is that once RTD comes back to doctor who that budget better drop DRASTICALLY we are returning to our ROOTS if the TARDIS wall doesn't wobble when you push it I DON'T WANT IT

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doccywhomst

i want QUARRIES. i want daleks that SHAKE when they MOVE. i want people in BUBBLE WRAP. i want everything to be shot in ONE fucking take, NO DO-OVERS

My first thought when I saw the announcement was "Ah yes the BBC wants to slash Doctor Who's budget while mining it as a merch platform, so they've gone crawling back to RTD"

all im saying is he better play some abba.

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When do you think high fives were invented? Because on the one hand it seems like something that took off as a result of bad 90′s teen movies, but on the other hand holding your hand up for a friend to smash their hand into so you can share a brief moment of joy seems like a human instinct that should be older than recorded history

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A few people have tagged me in games and stuff over the last few weeks, and I want to say thank you and I’m not ignoring you and they’re something I’m actually looking forward to, it’s just that I’m at a very stressy time right now, but I fully intend to do them over the next few weeks.

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All I want is a long, black, tailored over-coat that’s suitable both to wear to funerals, and to wear when I show up out of the blue, twenty years after horrible events that were never resolved have settled, leaving a whole village shaken and unwilling to talk about the past, asking all sorts of strange questions, and giving no straight answers of my own, but occasionally looking grimly off into the middle distance.

Preferably with some kind of silk lining, maybe in red, and a cool inside pocket to pull damning evidence out of.

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Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations

And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites

First off, Oliviaalee's channel is a godsend for writing. My favorites right now are:

Give them a try here

Also...honorable mention

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safetytank
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