#dracula doesn't deserve a pet solicitor

Getting ridiculously jealous of Dracula saying "my friend Jonathan Harker" in today's email. Fuck off you hairy palmed twat, that's my friend Jonathan Harker, not yours

#Help I'm territorial over my blorbo who's walking into the horrors unaware #Dracula doesn't deserve a pet solicitor #I would treat him better #Not writing #Dracula daily