Well fuck you too, World

My version of that popular shot👀

@too-clever-privateer asked: Which version of Loki is the superior one, and why is it Alligator Loki?

Check out Tom Hiddleston’s full Answer Time right on over here.

All Loki Episodes Now Streaming on Disney+.

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

Don’t worry, so was I

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

Yeah, I’m officially exempt from wearing a mask. I have a medical certificate. But thanks for the confidence boost about actually having to go out in public without one!

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

I share a tiny room with a boiler at the age of 35 in a shared flat. I’m with you.

This picture just makes me so happy inside

I love how this website is so surly and disinterested in the neo-internet content experience that every feature imported from twitter/insta/whatever is met with an indignant fury like the French being told they cant smoke on a bus and setting the town hall on fire in protest

Because of Brexit, all companies which only operate ATMs inside the EU have now replaced the UK’s Union Jack with the Irish tricolour for the English language option.

Ye killed our language lads, so now we’ve kidnapped yours.

€10million and an Irish Language Act in the North within 48hrs, or Béarla gets it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔫

Know a distraction when you see one.

Imagine if there were dark souls messages in real life, like you go to use a public restroom and there’s a glowing message on the ground that says, “Sloppy, but hole”

Actually this is a real thing and it does exist almost exclusively in public restrooms.

Why can’t this happen on more cooking shows?