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Everything M*A*S*H
This is a sideblog. I also post M*A*S*H stuff on my main, including fanfic.
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can’t sleep. woke partner up to ask him if, as a child, he ever had to contend with the Human Teeth Animals i assumed were present at every dentist.

he said no.

we are so alike and yet our paths have been so different.

how can a child be prepared for adulthood without having been forged in the raw horror that is getting your teeth cleaned while a Human Tooth Animal watches you?

the bear with the Man’s Teeth?? the frog??

hello?? can anyone hear me??

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schifty-al

Most people have these things called cheeks that cover their teeth so you don't see all the way back to their molars. Nobody flashes all 32 teeth when they smile except skeletons and creepypastamen. These stuffed animals are poorly designed and should not exist!

“Most people have these things called cheeks that cover their teeth”

i don’t

“Nobody flashes all 32 teeth when they smile”

i do

take one home they're delightful

my old dentist had one!

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was no one going to tell me the mud hens left toledo in the middle of 1952 someone please tell me there's a fan fic where klinger finds out.

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not me trying to figure out when the first snow in coastal Maine was in 1953 to make this post-MASH fic painfully historically accurate

bad news everyone i can't actually find precipitation information from that far back so i'm sorry my fic will probably have the wrong first snow i'm so sorry to you all i know you expect better

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guys i'm going to be trapped in the office for seven hours today and i'm losing a little momentum on my current fic and don't have any scenes in mind to write.

i would not complain if i anyone were to send prompts-preferably M*A*S*H but open to other fandoms-to keep me occupied tomorrow.

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Hi Mashblr I woke up this morning with a brain worm I can't keep to myself, courtesy of my grandfather, a Chicago boy who enlisted in the Army in WWII and was just handed the keys to a Jeep with zero driving lessons and learned to drive by trial and error, resulting in the destruction of several fences, a few Jeeps, and a general's sedan.

Anyway, which character(s) in the 4077th do you think came in with no idea how to drive and who ended up teaching them?

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I don't wanna @ anyone because I understand how fast things seem to move in today's landscape of streaming shows dropping entire seasons in one day, and networks pumping out new series constantly to try to attract more subscribers with no intent to actually maintain those shows over time but I just saw someone self-deprecatingly lament that they are still thinking about a show that ended almost a year ago, making fan art and playlists for it, and I want to be very clear:

you can still create fanworks when it comes to old media!! PLEASE do!! there are always going to be new fans who will appreciate it, and veteran fans who are dying for new content and new perspectives. also, less than a year is NOTHING. the original Star Trek series was on TV six decades ago and there are still people losing their minds over it, writing stories and reblogging gifsets daily, and that's only one example.

a fandom lasts as long as there are people who love a thing, even if it's only a handful of people. love what you love and write and draw and make gifs and playlists about it!

raise your hand if you still have brainrot about a show that isn't airing

Now I'm wondering what the media that ended longest ago is that everyone is still creating fanwork for is. And how long ago it ended.

I'm defining "ended" as no new releases, major adaptations etc that you've engaged with. So if it's Pride and Prejudice the novel, then it's 1813, but if you're thinking as much or more of the TV series or film, then it's 1996 or 2005 or whatever. I think Dracula Daily has to count as a new release.

Add the media in the tags!

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writing M*A*S*H fanfic set in Maine is making me wicked homesick for New England.

Spent just about all day writing and editing my love letter to coastal Maine via a Hawkeye & BJ road trip and realized that the story it's part of is actually one I'm not planning on publishing but god I still want to share it so it's below the cut. (900 words)

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taahko
Anonymous asked:

I just found your blog today can you please explain or point out a post that explains the MASH timeloop thing? I love the show but I've never heard anyone talk abt it that way before

oh yay hurray ive been waiting for an excuse to talk about this lmao sorry this is long

ok so basically maeve (my gf) and i started watching mash for the first time about a month ago and we started joking about it being like the characters were stuck in a time loop mostly because the same basic episode format is repeated over and over, because it's a sitcom from the 70s and the episodes arent meant to be watched en masse where you can start noticing all the little repetitions and plot holes and inconsistencies that naturally occur in longform tv

but then i started to pay attention to the dates being mentioned in the show - famously the korean war never technically ended, but american troops were involved in active on the ground fighting between 1950 and 1953, so the entire 11 seasons of mash have to be squeezed into that three year period. with 251 episodes occurring within 1,129 days, that gives every episode about 4.5 days of real time. so it works right? no time loop right? well wait a sec

for the first 5 seasons or so of mash they give very consistent dates about when things are happening. for example, bj arrives in korea in september of 1952, at the start of season 4. colonel potter arrives about a week after him, and talks about how he has 18 months left before his retirement. that gives us about 7 months for the shows final 7 seasons to take place in, meaning that by the episode 'point of view' in season 7 we should be around december of 1952. in that episode the pov character starts writing a letter home and in the corner he writes the date:

september of 1951. ok, could be that this episode isn't meant to take place in the regular timeline of the season - maybe for some reason its just like, a random flashback episode. but bj, charles, and potter are all present, even though none of them got to korea until 1952. now i KNOW that this is not like, the True Hidden Secret Lore of MASH, this is the writers realizing they were running out of road and turning back the clock a bit to accommodate for how long the show was running on. but play in my time loop space with me please

more talking points:

  • consistent jokes about time zones and how difficult it is to call the states because "our today is their yesterday but if you call them now it might not reach them until our tomorrow and by that point our yesterday will be their today"
  • hawkeye's increasing mania over the seasons and his conviction that the war will never end, comparing the camp to dante's inferno multiple times. maeve once pointed out that the closer hawkeye comes to realizing that he's trapped in a time loop the closer he gets to being institutionalized - and what does the series finale cold open onto ? hawkeye in a mental institution. the only way out is to lose yourself etc. sidenote frank also escaped the time loop by going insane and getting institutionalized
  • in a war for all seasons bj potter and charles are all present at the 1951 new years party as well as the 1952 new years party
  • there are three christmas episodes, two of which bj is present for even though he should only have spent one christmas in korea
  • details of people's families and lives shift around - sometimes potter's got multiple grandchildren, sometimes he only has one, sometimes its a girl, sometimes its a boy, sometimes she's 5, sometimes he's 2
  • we're not the first people to talk about this either, here's a good video compilation posted a couple yrs ago of time loop moments

overall ive been using the time loop thesis to add another layer to my mash viewing experience. it increases the already present sense of constant dread, anger, frustration, and disgust with their situation that the characters feel, plus it feels like a very poignant take on the united states' constant warmongering and violent existence. it really never ends, it just goes on an on. the future's been canceled by the war department- we're just gonna replay the past.

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