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“Scrubs” reunion at Vulture festival, 2018
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Happy Birthday America!
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IM FUCDKING SCREAMING AKDJKANXNDNMDNSNDNDND
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similarly, the janitor from scrubs and fred and george weasley met in a bar once and got on like a house on fire
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oh m y god i—
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scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts
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No one comes close to Turk & J.D.
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You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
dokteur
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there are only three genders: daves, debbies, and slagathor
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Source: scrubsgif
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I’m yelling
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Scrubs {Sentence Starters}
- “Ahh. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.”
- “You have no chance of being normal.”
- “Don’t ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that.”
- “A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.”
- “It’s the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy.”
- “I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
- “Nothing’s worse than a ninja - they’re masters of every style of combat.”
- “Have you been in the supply closet, crying?”
- “It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man date.”
- “There’s a good chance I’m gonna kill someone.”
- “The only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall.”
- “Gosh, now I’m too proud of you to be mad at you.”
- “Relationships don’t work they way they do on television and in the movies.”
- “Sometimes it feels like you’re holding back.”
- “All you do is bitch about your relationships all day long!”
- “We’re only four seconds in and I’m already regretting my decision.”
- “I can’t believe you lost our bottle opener.”
- “I think we both know there’s a little more to it than that.”
- “Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?”
- “Why don’t I ever listen to me?”
- “Well isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.”
- “Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”
- “I can’t help but notice you love telling jokes.”
- “Do you want to be alone?”
- “You’re telling me that you actually made a decision that had a positive impact on your life?”
- “Can you get that for me? I can’t reach it.”
- “Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
- “I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey.”
- “That was my mistake. I keep forgetting that you’re a horrible, horrible person.”
- “Why are you so afraid of loving me?”
- “Do you want to cry a little?”
- “Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?”
- “What do I know about good relationships?”
- “Newsflash! You can’t drink and then come to work!”
- “Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?“
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