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@welcometomymadness-blog

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Hi. It's time for your daily dose of dad jokes. Don't try to fight it.

  • What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
  • Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
  • Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
  • What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door

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