f0rever y0ung

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

restoring faith in love

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

#party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

Siblings and Tumblr

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

“Dude I just want a beer”

Her moms face

Yeah not even in her first twenty of shots. 

this is literally a real life version of that scene from modern family

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere