lola it was very entertaining seeing you attack everyone with these asks yesterday, and i felt safe knowing i’ve never actually published any fic so you couldn’t attack me 😂
anyway, asks for you!
9. Select a mutual to ensnare within the narrative of your longest fic.
20. Uh oh! All the kids are hooked on your fics—what behaviour(s) are their parents now concerned about?
i will choose every single opportunity i can to attack you dkjfsh but yes, unfortunately my devilish plans were foiled in this instance...
9. ensnare a mutual in your longest fic
my longest fic currently is ALTA, and I think I'd put @liminalmemories21 in it, given that lim is an expert at writing mysteries (see: knave verse) so i'd trust her to help carlos solve the crime (rather than hinder it). she'd be a valuable addition to the team, and in her downtime, maybe she could sit in the corner chanting at tarlos to kiss, kiss, kiss and put us all out of our misery.
my longest fic will probably be Eurotrip (provided that I finish it). If I could put a mutual in that, I'd choose @rmd-writes and @celeritas2997 and send them to visit all their mutuals while they travel europe with firstprince.
20. oh no! the kids!
unfortunately...the kids are now using olive oil for things that olive oil should not be used for!!! lube is right there!!! olive oil is unsanitary!!! (see: living at the centre of a wound still fresh).