Tarlos | E | 1/6 | 17.1k (total)
Sometimes, settling the score is as simple as falling asleep.
Or
5 times TK pretended to fall asleep, and one time he actually did.
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“If you say ‘sexytime’, I’m going to the gym.”
“You wouldn't.”
“You wanna test that theory?”
TK bites his lip, letting it slide through his teeth as Carlos watches, pupils tracking the movement. “Well, I couldn’t be specific, could I? The therapist doesn’t need to know that.”
“Oh, she knows. I think you made it pretty obvious.”
“What?” TK challenges. “Because I said no one has ever fallen asleep before? That’s just the truth, baby.”
Carlos arches an eyebrow. “So you’re good, huh?”
“Only ever had five star reviews.”
Carlos’ expression twists into a frown. “I don’t think you’re supposed to bring up other guys on your wedding anniversary.”
“You’re the one who locked this mouth down,” TK points out, wiggling out of Carlos’ grip and kissing the bridge of his nose in an attempt to make him smile again. “Five star blowjobs for the rest of your life.”
“Is that so?”
TK considers his options for a moment, replacing his lips with a soft tap of his finger. “As long as you don’t fall asleep.”