Hello Lola my dear, I have seen your unhinged ask in my box and will be answering it soon, but in the mean time I thought I'd uno reverse you and ask some of the normal asks for you, too. Please feel free to answer any or all or none at all, whatever speaks to you.
17. Assign each of your fics (or selection of them) a cryptid.
21. If you were starving and had to feast on one of your fics to survive, which fic would it be?
an uno reverse! how very dare! thank you, sara!
17. I don't actually have that many fics, but i will assign my 7 most recent with terrible explanations:
a. the rainbow fish (tarlos) - a yeti because i simply couldn't ignore it (wrote this fic so fast, loved every minute).
b. double, double, acting trouble (firstprince) - a british big cat because the concept is so outlandish it can't be real.
c. ALTA (tarlos) - the mongolian death worm because it invaded my brain and caused me so many issues but i couldn't get rid of it. like a bad animorphs book.
d. cursed is a state of mind (firstprince) - mothman. it's sinister, and it's cursed and no one in their right mind would want to give a giant, evil bird caffeine.
e. (un)professional services (tarlos) - bigfoot, for the same reason as (a) - could not look away, could not stop writing.
f. catch and release (firstprince) - a champy, because its a teeny tiny monster in a lake (and this fic is about rowing).
g. oh baby i'm a fool for you (tarlos) - i mean...i think this one is obvious. the loch ness monster because this fic was about as cursed as the whole concept of resume and imprinting.
21. I'd be chowing down on ALTA, purely because it's the biggest and it would help me survive the longest.
