we stan one muppet. and its janice

the double's guide to having a secret identity

Ah yes, the inherent romanticism of (checks notes) putting your hand in her mouth so she can bite down on it while writhing in agony over scorpion poison acupuncture induced-trauma hallucinations

Shen Yurong (wife murderer): I don't understand why you won't marry me

Shen Yurong (to his ex-wife, the one he tried to murder): if we get married again I can protect you from my lover and boss, your biggest enemy, the princess, the woman who got me to murder you, who's still out for your blood

Shen Yurong (top imperial scholar and did we also mention, wife murderer?): I guess you don't want to marry me because I'm just a humble scholar and you only date dukes now, huh

things that totally happened on The Untamed: Lan Wangji’s kinks include justice and Wei Wuxian

bitch better have my ✨MONEY✨

Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

“Dance like no one is watching.  Email and text like it will one day be read in court.”

maybe the real plan was hidden in the life-destroying secrets we were keeping from each other along the way

source: 肖战丨无限逍遥DAYTOY

I ask this as a professional biochemist, what in the ever loving fuck is going on right here? This is the most terrifying scene yet in this show!

A thermometer in zero liquid, stuff bubbling out in the open, and where is the eye protection?! Forget the gloves, you’ve got bubbling containers, protect your eyes. Don’t get me started on how these pieces of glassware are connected together.

…I need to lie down.

this will forever be one of the most twitter posts of all time

one of my grandparents’ kittens taking a nap inside a toy truck

Xiao Zhan for Dove Chocolate 1.10.2024

Welp I’m sold

and then buy another blender and repeat the cycle bc you put the other one away and forgot it existed

the fact there's enough mainstream queer media now that i don't even have time to watch all of them. i get to pick. i never would have imagined that as a teenager.

Might I interest you in the vast VAST array of Asian queer content? We’ve been drowning in it for years.