Zammex

Week 38

if you've changed your mind by warmfoothills

Rated E. 20k. Drarry

The first Draco knows of the whole thing is Harry Potter standing in his broom shed.

Too Good At Raising Hell by @the-sinking-ship

Rated E. 88k. Drarry

When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?

Make This Leap by oflights

Rated M. 118k. Drarry

Harry owns a struggling restaurant which is running out of money, and his Head Chef has just handed in notice. He's at a bit of a loss as to what to do until Narcissa Malfoy presents an obvious solution: bring in Draco Malfoy as Chef and part owner.

Harry does.

Week 21

Murder Mystery: Hogwarts by @theresthesnitch

Rated E. 12k.

A series of unrelated fics drafted for the Murder Mystery: Hogwarts games. Any specific warnings will be posted per chapter.

Staying Strangers by 3amAndCounting [Wip]

Rated M. 319k. Wolfstar

Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...

A Cure For Nightmares by picascribit

Rated E. 36k. Wolfstar

There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart.

illicit affairs by @dykefever

Rated E. 8k. Wolfstar

They shouldn't. But they do.

What I thought by bafflinghaze

Rated E. 8k. Drarry

Draco thought they were in a relationship. Harry thought it was just sex.

Week 9

here we are, again by @dykefever

Rated E. 62k. Wolfstar

James and Regulus are getting married. Sirius and Remus haven't seen each other in six years.

Flight 143 by thebiinbitch

Not Rated. 76k. Wolfstar

They met when they were eleven. They fell in love when they were thirteen. When they are twenty-five, they meet again after half a decade. The only thing is — they'll have to sit together throughout an entire flight.

Impossible Things by accioromulus

Rated E. 14k. Wolfstar

It was an impossible thing, living with Remus Lupin--but Sirius was doing it anyway.

Rekindle by @tracingpatternswrites

Rated T. 6k. Wolfstar

Things are tense between Sirius and Remus when they are pushed together in the derelict cottage that Remus calls home, waiting for Dumbledore's orders. So much is left unsaid, so many questions need answers.

Remus shares a small part of himself and opens a door to what he was doing during the years that Sirius spent locked up in Azkaban.

Week 8

the coffee shop au series by third_crow

Rated T. 55k. Wolfstar

Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?

Lead Me Into the Light by third_crow

Rated T. 18k. James/Regulus

Regulus asks James for a favor to get his ex off of his back, and James makes bad choices.

Operation: Sirius Black by ikeasharksss

Rated T. 54k. Wolfstar

AU in which Remus goes to Beauxbatons instead of Hogwarts. Remus needs to be Sirius’ friend, Sirius hates ABBA, and James is too smart for his own good.

The Beard by MannixMind

Rated M. 23k. Wolfstar

And that was how Remus ended up with four weeks of detention, three suspended Hogsmeade visits, two truly mortifying pamphlets on wizarding secrets to safe sex that made Sirius cry with laughter, and one unshakable ally in Marlene McKinnon.

Light in August by orestesfasting

Rated E. 21k. Wolfstar

Summer, 1977. With the full moon approaching, Sirius heads up to the Lupins' countryside cottage to make himself useful. Or to make a complete and utter arse out of himself, because really, that's all he can seem to do around Remus these days.

The Player's Secret by @wrapped-up

Rated M. 52k. Wolfstar

Remus Lupin is a successful documentary filmmaker who is assigned to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring Sirius Black - one of the world's most brilliant footballers - as he competes in the European Championship.

All does not go smoothly.

Tis The Damn Season by SpiltScribbles

Rated M. 8k. Wolfstar

Remus travels back to London to celebrate the holiday with his childhood best friend— Lily— and her husband, her baby, and her husbands brother that she’s been trying to get Remus to go out with for a while. On the train ride there, Remus meets the sexiest man he has ever laid his eyes on, and they have an interesting trip indeed.

The highest pub by @wrapped-up

Rated M. 9k. Wolfstar

This is, Sirius knows, where he should reel off their drinks order, but he momentarily loses the ability to form words because this man is... well, he’s really fucking beautiful. His hair is curly; long on the top but cut short on the sides, and it’s golden, everything about him is just golden. His eyes and his freckles and the impatient scowl on his face. His lips are full and unimpressed, a little rough from the inclement weather, pursed together as he waits for Sirius to speak.

“Erm,” Sirius mumbles, losing all of his usual swagger. “Three pints of bitter please.”

The man nods, pulls the pints with practised proficiency and hands the card machine to Sirius. “Ten sixty.”

Sirius starts. “For all three drinks?”

The man arches an eyebrow. “Not from round these parts, are you?”

Petty (With A Prior) by lunchbucket

Rated M. 68k. Wolfstar

Showing up for his ‘civic duty’ is one thing, getting out of jury duty without losing his shit is another. Tack on an attorney who finds the whole fiasco hilarious, and Remus might as well be in hell.

Week 3

through the gaps of sunlight By @pancakehouse and tempus_fugit_and_all_that

Rated E. 47k. Wolfstar

Summer, 1860. At the tail end of a rather uneventful season, the town of Godric’s Hollow is stirred into frenzy by the long-awaited return of one of their own…

After five years away, Remus comes home. And Sirius is engaged to someone else.

Jasmine in Bloom by @lqtraintracks

Rated E. 41k. Drarry

This is not something Draco can have in his life… Potter overturning all that he’s carefully cultivated. They’re not compatible and never will be. Draco’s been playing with fire. It just so happens that he likes how Potter smoulders before being allowed close enough to burn.

No Harm by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)

Rated E. 47k. Drarry

After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.

But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.

Nothing in Particular by purpledinosaurss, tofulover

Rated M. 45k. Wolfstar

Auror's Headquarters, November 1st, 1981. In one interrogation room sits a bored Remus Lupin; in another, an irritated Sirius Black. Just earlier that day, the duo and four other rogues (identified by security as James Potter, Lily Evans, Peter Pettigrew and Regulus Black) have turned up at the doors of the Ministry of Magic with a dead body and five destroyed horcruxes. The Wizarding World is on a cliff's edge, and Auror Alastor Moody has two simple instructions: find out what happened to Voldemort, and get the suspects to say who killed Orion Black.

Never Mind the Bollocks by @the-sinking-ship

Rated E. 119k. Drarry

If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.

And yet, here he was.

Week 3

house down by @maybebabyplease and @greyeyedmonster-18

Rated E. 22k. Wolfstar

Danny Ocean has three rules: Don't hurt anybody, don't steal from anyone who doesn't deserve it, and play the game like you've got nothing to lose. Sirius Black would like to add a fourth: Don't fall in love on the job.

an endless sky of honey by @colgatebluemintygel

Rated M. 35k. Wolfstar

After breaking his father’s most absolute law, Sirius is exiled to the shadowy Underworld, where all dead and forgotten things go. There, his dreams are haunted by memories of a lost love he was made to forget, and his waking moments are haunted by Death, the mysterious ruler of the Underworld, who Sirius finds himself increasingly drawn to…

The Spy Who Loved Him by optimisticdinosaur and @weightyghosts

Rated E. 35k. Wolfstar

Secret agent Sirius Black has long accepted that he's half in love with the wry, witty voice in his head who runs his mission comms back at MI6 - but seeing as he'll never actually meet Remus Lupin in person, a little bit of flirting (yes, okay, James, lots of flirting, happy?) is harmless... right? Besides, as the Quartermaster, Remus is far too busy coordinating missions and keeping all his agents alive through sheer determination (and technical brilliance) to consider a real relationship, let alone one with a man who laughs in the face of death every other day.

But when a mission to infiltrate a terrorist group called the Death Eaters comes up that only Remus can complete, Sirius will drop everything and race back to London to train him on the art of seduction and lying, aiming to keep him alive at all costs in the field.

The only problem? Remus Lupin is a terrible spy.

alea iacta est by @moonysverse and @munacy

Rated E. 39k. Wolfstar

In a world overtaken by zombies, Sirius Black is propositioned to traverse across the country to reunite with his brother and best friend. Too bad he has to take Remus Lupin with him, who he doesn’t trust nor like. Begrudgingly, for the sake of survival, they must work together.

A tale of adventure, trust, love, and heartbreak.

The Waste Land by @a-fiery-fox and @pjxckson

Rated M. 54k. Wolfstar

Political changes loom on the horizon. The UK is on the brink of becoming a totalitarian state and newly elected Prime Minister Tom Riddle might just be the man that finally tips the scales.

Somewhere in London, a hooded man spray-paints a phoenix onto a wall. Another man watches—wide-eyed, scared, hopeful.

Much later, the hooded man sacrifices himself to save the people most dear to him. Months of torture and military experiments change him to his very bones. He escapes—barely. Now, there is a savage monster residing within, and something as simple as kissing the love of his life becomes an insurmountable feat.

By Order of the Marauders by @jennandblitz

Rated E. 35k. Wolfstar

Leader of the Marauders--a drug-running, moonshine-brewing gang in 1920s Birmingham--Sirius Black is dealing with the incursion of The Pack, a Romany family stealing his betting pitches and taking over his speakeasies. Sirius has to learn to get along with their leader, Remus Lupin, because there is a greater threat to them both—Riddle and his men from London are looking to ruin them all. Along the way, Sirius gets much more than he bargained for.

Week 52

The Patchwork of Us by @tracingpatternswrites

Rated E. 77k. Wolfstar

Remus had never wanted to be a father, and when Tonks told him she was pregnant he walked away. Sirius didn't have a child of his own, but he considered Teddy to be his son in all but blood and when Tonks fell ill, he never hesitated to open his home to them to help her with the boy. When Tonks passes away, Remus is faced with a choice: step up and be a father or stay out of Teddy’s life.

However, reappearing in Teddy's life is not easy. Sirius has trouble forgiving Remus for walking out on Teddy, and Remus thinks Sirius is a stuck-up, posh, know-it-all who believes he is better than everyone else. Now they’re supposed to co-parent a child while also navigating their own complicated feelings about the situation, and each other.

At the end of our world series by @gnarf

Rated E. 127k. Drarry

It took three days before the first hints were on the news, and a week before Harry spotted the first Infected on his own street. A month until there was no chance of stopping the panic, and six weeks until the government and Ministry fell. Then the TV stopped airing anything but a standby with the message ‘Stay safe’, and the world as he'd known it ended forever.

Ten weeks later he got an answer from Hermione. "It spread. There's no way back. We love you, Harry. Take care."

Week 50

Sirius Black & The Six by bellababe

Rated M. 79k. Wolfstar

“Remus Lupin, frontman for The Six.” Sirius took a long drag off his cigarette, looking up at the dense evening sky. “You know, I asked around about you. You’re quite the mystery.”

Remus shrugged. “Not much for the spotlight.”

“Right,” Sirius drawled. “I bet you’re also not much for the rock ‘n roll perks.”

Remus tensed, sparing Sirius a scathing glance. “I’m sober now.”

Sirius quirked a brow in disbelief. Remus scowled at his nonchalance, unwilling to explain himself and scared that maybe, just maybe, the disbelief was warranted.

Dress up in You by MsKingBean89

Rated M. 88k. Wolfstar

Non-magical modern AU - Marauders/Wolfstar

Sirius attends a charity rock gig organised by his best friend's girlfriend, and the tall, quiet bassist catches his eye...

Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers by poppunkpadfoot (StormVandal)

Rated T. 12k. Wolfstar

The customer standing in front of him is quite possibly the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and…

And a baby strapped to his chest.

Okay.

daydreaming into the night by @krethes

Rated E. 14k. Drarry

Newly divorced Harry Potter has been having some...concerning daydreams, where he wakes up sticky and more tired than when he started. Widower Draco Malfoy has also been having some explicit daydreams, often coming back to reality in a similar state. It's probably just a coincidence, right?

Did You Miss Me? By Fantismal and Krethes

Rated E. 641k. Wolfstar

Though the new boy at Hogwarts University, James Potter, appears to be an adorable himbo with deep pockets, Remus Lupin and his friends instead find a horrifically dark past on Google. Did he really attack that boy and leave him for dead? Why won't he talk about his mysterious childhood best friend, "Pups"? Would it kill him to stop messing with his hair?

At least Remus got his phone back after losing it, but now he can't stop texting the mysterious number of the man who had sent it back. Padfoot is funny and charming, and Remus is NOT going to fall in love with him.

Week 49

Dear Your Holiness by @mollymarymarie

Rated E. 142k. Wolfstar

During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.

Step & Repeat by @theresthesnitch

Rated M. 63k. Wolfstar

Step & Repeat:

1. A banner with a repeating motif or picture that is used as a backdrop for pictures, like for a red carpet.

2. The act of actually falling in love with your celebrity best friend while being his fake boyfriend on said red carpet while the whole world thinks you’re already in love. Or, at least, that’s how it happened to Remus.

Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove

Rated E. 156k. Woflstar

Remus works for the Gryffindor Lions as a physical trainer, and has been half in love with Sirius Black, the Lions' heartthrob captain, for a while now, but he never expected Sirius to return the feelings. Read if you like cute nicknames, slow burn, and pining. Yep. That's it.

Coast To Coast by @lumosinlove

Rated E. 59k.

This is a spin off series of some of my OCs from my wolfstar fic Sweater Weather. They're fairly separate stories. This won't exactly be updated like a fic, more like little snippets of various stages of their relationships.

Week 48

(in my room) i want you here by @dykefever

Rated T. 6k. Wolfstar

The Gryffindor common room, a party, and spin the bottle.

The Kisses Don’t Count, If No One Else Knows by oldenuf2nb

Rated E. 41k. Drarry

Minister for Magic Harry Potter does not love his job. The one bright point in his life is his secret relationship with Quidditch Super Star Draco Malfoy. When they're 'outed' by a peeping tom with a camera, Harry has to decide what's really important.

When It Returns by @academicdisasterfic

Rated M. 8k. Drarry

‘You’re late, layabout,’ Malfoy drawled, pushing the whiskey over to him.

‘I’ll have you know that I am very busy maintaining a whole house and garden by myself now.’

‘Oooh, the dead husband card. Before any alcohol. Is that a record?’

Harry's husband is dead, and Malfoy is the only one who gets it.

Or, the one where they drink at a straight man pub, renovate a house, and learn how to find joy again.

Polar Night/Midnight Sun by toomuchplor

Rated E. 54k. Drarry

Harry travels to arctic Norway on the trail of dragon egg poachers, only to find he's been assigned to work alongside the only NorMagPol Auror north of sixty: one Draco Malfoy. It's been ten years since they crossed paths, and Malfoy isn't exactly what Harry expected or remembered. For one thing, he wears a lot more hand-knits?

When a sudden winter storm strands the pair, unable to use magic to rescue themselves, they take shelter in a one-room Norwegian hytte.

Week 48

keysmash by AllThisAndLoveTooWillRuinUs

Rated T. 46k. Wolfstar

Unknown number (sun, 9:03 am): hey settle an argument chocolate milk in cereal is innovative and cool, right?

Remus (sun, 9:07 am): it absolutely is not who tf are u

Unknown number (sun, 9:08 am): first of all, fuck u and second of all i told james u said yes anyway that’s what u get for living in my phone

Sirius texts a wrong number, Remus faces some fears, and things get better.

I Just Can't Stay (Away) by @theresthesnitch

Rated E. 28k. Jily

It's the perfect meet-cute on the plane. They kiss in the airport, and promise to see each other again soon. Then, they find out the devastating truth: their parents are getting married. That should be the end, but it turns out, James and Lily have a hard time forgetting about their new step-sibling.

The waiting room by @wanderingbandurria

Rated M. 10k. Wolfstar

Running away doesn’t solve your problems, Remus knows. He still tries after the death of his mother. This is a story about grief, recovery, and love.

Or,

Remus meets a kind stranger in his therapist's waiting room. They talk for five minutes each time, until one of them is called in.

When The Party's Over by sweet_s0rr0w

Rated E. 5k. Drarry

Parties aren't quite so much fun when you're accidentally bonded to your sworn enemy. At least, that's what Harry thinks at first...

push and pull you down m0stlyvoid

Rated E. 5k. Drarry

Harry's resigned himself to petty, inconsequential cases and no real connection to his job at the Auror department—after all, what else would he be doing with his time? He's not happy, not really, but that hardly matters. A chance encounter with a mostly-naked Draco Malfoy exposes him to an entirely different world, one much more colourful than the lonely one he currently occupies—but at what cost?

The Beauty of Thestrals and Other Unseen Things by @writcraft

Rated E. 63k. Drarry

Harry has terrific friends, an amazing girlfriend and his job as Head Auror enables him to work on challenging cases and Ministry reform. He just wishes he could work out why he’s been so out of sorts.

When Draco Malfoy is arrested for gross indecency, Harry’s comfortable life begins to unravel. He’s forced to decide if it’s worth risking everything for love in a world where following his heart is a criminal offence.

Week 47

Blind and Deaf by @cocomouse

Rated E. 18k. Wolfstar

Remus doesn't do blind dates.

They must be the worst possible social situation humankind has ever invented: two strangers some people have decided that maybe they should get in a committed relationship. You have two hours.

So no, he wouldn't touch that with a ten yard stick, not if he can help it.

But he knows better than to try and argue with Lily, so, here he is.

Save the Date by mallstars

Rated E. 123k. Drarry

In the twelve years after the war, Harry attends sixteen weddings. As friends and acquaintances vow their lives to one another, he watches quietly from the sidelines. Step by step, Harry pieces himself back together, builds a life from the wreckage of his past and falls, slowly and thoroughly, for Draco Malfoy.

A story told in sixteen parts, of patient and transformative love, of queerness, of reaching out and holding on. Featuring plenty of pining, Gilderoy Lockhart getting married in a fever dream of glitter and product placement, and Rita Skeeter spitting a steady stream of venom at Harry and Draco's every move.

Yours Truly by @skeptique

Rated M. 15k. Drarry

Every single one of Harry’s exes has gone on to marry the next person they date, and with the upcoming nuptials of numbers six and seven to each other, Harry’s feeling exhausted by it all. It doesn’t really matter if he lets people assume Draco Malfoy is his boyfriend for a moment of peace. In any case, Draco’s been away for five years and there’s no way he would find out, right?

Seeker's High by @corvuscrowned

Rated M. 40k. Drarry

Harry Potter doesn’t expect to take up running years after the war ends; it just sort of happens.

He also doesn’t expect that — as he fights tooth and nail to climb out of a post-war depression he didn’t realize he’d fallen into — he’ll end up running right into the arms of Draco Malfoy.

A half angsty drama, half romcom of Harry working on himself, learning how to accept help from his friends, and falling in love with his childhood nemesis.

Loverboys by @corvuscrowned

Rated E. 84k. Drarry

As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)

But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.

But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.

Buds, Blooms, and Beards by @corvuscrowned

Rated E. 27k. Drarry

Harry and Ginny have built an easy, happy life for themselves after the war. They run a thriving plant shop together, they have a great relationship, and they're definitely not gay.

But when they slowly begin realize that isn’t the case, Harry realizes that navigating his newly-discovered sexuality isn't easy - and he needs to get experience.

Luckily, Draco Malfoy is more than happy to help.

Turn On My Charm by bethanlovescoffee

Rated T. 17k. Wolfstar

Sirius Black is a YouTube phenomenon. A YouTube phenomenon who develops a crush on his video editor.

Week 46

draco malfoy's substitute murder service ny @oknowkiss

Rated E. 11k. Drarry

When Harry joins the Curse Breakers shortly after his twenty-fifth birthday, he’s surprised to find himself assigned to the Department of Creatures, Cryptids, and Associated Calamities.

OR: the one where Draco goes goblin mode, and Harry has a thing for monsters.

the long ways by @oknowkiss

Rated M. 10k. Drarry

Five times Harry thought he was seeing Draco for the last time, and one time he didn’t.

OR: what it’s like to fall in love, slowly and without realizing it, over the course of 20 years.

Nights With You by @the-sinking-ship

Rated E. 58k. Drarry

Draco is mortified when moments prior to departing for the most anticipated destination wedding of the year, he is cruelly dumped. But when he learns that Harry Potter has, at long last, split with his horrible boyfriend, Draco is certain his luck has changed. Never a man to squander an opportunity for revenge (and what would probably be a spectacular shag), Draco vows to make Potter his for the weekend.

Now all Draco has to do is convince him.

Per my last letter (I hope you choke on it) by fluxweed, lastontheboat

Rated T. 10k. Drarry

Dear Mr Potter,

The answer is, and will remain, a no.

Sincerely,

Draco Malfoy

Accounts Manager, Phoenix Press

Or: the one where Harry has writer’s block and Malfoy isn’t helping.

Week 46

Lost in My Own Home by @aibidil

Rated E. 105k. Jeddy

The Unspeakables think inter-universal travel is dangerous because it might cause information contamination or an increase in universal entropy. But, for Teddy Lupin, the real reason people shouldn't travel between universes is the chance that they might fall in love with a person who shouldn't exist—a person who is supposed to feel like Teddy's brother, not like his perfect match.

Treacle Treat by shushu_yaoi_lj

Rated E. 30k. Ron x Harry

Fred's funeral turns out to be quite lovely, Harry thinks, in spite of how heartbroken they all feel. Everyone says something nice or funny about Fred, trying to remember the good moments. Harry can’t get the words out, but Ron is by his side, the back of his hand pressed against Harry’s, his eyebrows scrunched up as he sobs quietly.

“Stay,” Ron whispers after dinner, when everyone gets ready for bed, pale faces looking empty and wiped out. “Don’t go back to Grimmauld Place. Stay here, Harry. Please…”

Harry nods, then follows Ron upstairs, to the room where they’ve spent countless summer evenings, chatting in bed with a laugh and a cheeky grin on their faces.

They lie in the dark in silence this time, and Harry feels so cold.

Criminal by @the-sinking-ship

Rated E. 23k. Drarry

Things were going just fine for Draco Malfoy. He successfully conned and counted cards across Europe and America, amassing a small fortune, along with a lengthy rap sheet. That was until he made the grave mistake of returning to England for a high stakes card game and got himself caught – by Harry Potter no less. Now, Draco is stuck in England under Auror Potter’s guard with no friends, no distractions, and no escape. How the hell will he pass the time? And since when did Potter get so bloody fit?

On Our Way by dynamic

Rated E. 30k. Drarry

Draco is trying to spend the summer keeping his head down, but a repair project and a certain snowy owl have other plans for him.

AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? By @rainstormradish

Rated M. 4k. Drarry

In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.

Poppiholla by Moonflower_Rose

Rated M. 13k. Drarry

Harry had accepted that he would pine silently for Malfoy forever, but one, humid summer might change that.

The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann and firethesound

Rated E. 37k. Drarry

After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen, twenty dicks.

Week 44

Caught (A Series of Firsts) by @siriuslyqueer

Rated E. 7k. Wolfstar

If Sirius is honest, he's surprised they weren't caught sooner.

Poor timing (and James's failure to knock) brings a look back at a series of firsts between Sirius and Remus, culminating in the exact words Sirius didn't know he needed so desperately to hear.

Hidden Pleasures by @theresthesnitch

Rated E. 3k. Wolfstar

Sirius finally gets his first night with Portkey Pals, an anonymous sex by portkey service. He's in for a surprising night with a mystery man.

It Was Only A Kiss! By @remuslives23

Rated M. 79k. Wolfstar

It was all James Potter's fault. If he hadn't have nicked that bottle of Firewhiskey, none of this would have happened.

Naked by @bixgirl1

Rated E. 57k. Drarry

Harry and Draco are sent on an undercover assignment to catch a Dark wizard — which might not be so bad if it weren't at a Muggle nudist resort.

Now Draco has to deal with a very interested Harry, temptation he's long-since learned to ignore, and threats around every corner — including the one to his heart.

Trouble with your tie, Potter? By @tenthousandyearsx

Rated E. 7k. Drarry

The last thing Harry expects when Slughorn partners him up with Zabini is Malfoy shooting them furious looks throughout the whole class and then unceremoniously snogging Harry in the corridor.

The Darklist by dysonrules

Rated M. 86k. Drarry

When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.

Week 44

Slip Into My Lover's Hands by @lqtraintracks

Rated E. 6k. Drarry

Draco licks his lips. He shuts his eyes, because he doesn't think he can look at Potter when he says it. When he asks for it. "One finger?"

Good Company by Greenflares

Rated T. 8k. Drarry

With Hermione and Ron always together, Harry's return to Hogwarts to complete his education isn't exactly fun. Somehow, it's his unlikely friendship with Malfoy that keeps him sane.

The Heart's Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 and @carpemermaid

Rated E. 16k. Drarry

Draco is cursed to speak in questions. Well...Spelled, thanks to the stupidly improper archival practices of the fourth century. Harry Potter is there to save the day, but Draco isn’t going to give in to his help so easily. Fortunately, the method of saving might be more satisfactory than Draco expected this time.

Back to You by @aibidil and @daisymondays

Rated T. 9k. Drarry

The eighth years make Harry and Malfoy go head to head and back to back in a question-and-answer drinking game. The worst that can happen is they end up drunk, right?

Who I Really Am by agentmoppet

Rated E. 9k. Drarry

Draco seems to have changed since the war, and is insisting on making amends for his actions. But he's still a Malfoy, for heaven's sake... And, it would seem, a Malfoy with a certain kink...

Something I Don't Want to Stop by @lqtraintracks

Rated E. 16k. Drarry

It's Harry and Draco's eighth year, the Houses have been all but demolished in favor of unity, and they're being forced to room together. How ever will they cope?

Sexplanations (Of the Horrible Sort) by @bixgirl1

Rated E. 7k. Drarry

Harry's willing to put up with a certain amount of injury, as long as he and Malfoy can keep doing... whatever it is they're doing. Maybe. Mostly.

Especially if there might be more to it than sex.

Week 43

Kiss Me Not By @dorthyanndrarry

Rates T. 21k. Drarry

Sometimes a witch or wizards magical signature is so completely incompatible with another that they repel one another like magnets. On the other hand, if two magical signatures mesh well together, well there are no stronger relationships in all the world. In a sample of a thousand people, the average witch or wizard will be slightly repelled by four or five people and strongly repelled by only one, at the most. The opposite is true for attraction.

But Harry Potter can't kiss anyone at all.

Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood

Rates E. 21k. Drarry

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.

An Issue of Consequence by Faith Wood

Rates E. 21k. Drarry

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend.

Hungry by birdsofshore

Rated E. 24k. Drarry

The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy.

9 times Harry kissed Draco and the 1 time Draco kissed Harry by aw_godusopp_no

Rated T. 5k. Drarry

'Harry grinned, Draco fell into his trap perfectly. Surging forwards, Harry wrapped his fingers around Draco's tie and pulled him forwards until their lips met over their cauldron. The pressure lasted for three seconds, Harry's eyes shut and Draco's wide in surprise. When Harry let Draco go, he slid back into his seat slowly, eyes still wide, tie crooked and a blush painting his cheeks.'

Hiding Scrawl, Licking Freckles, and Other Average Wizard Things by tamerofdarkstars

Rated T. 4k. Deamus

Someone out there is obsessed with his freckles, and damn it, Seamus Finnigan wants to know who.

Marginal Notes by blamebrampton

Rates G. 9k. Drarry

When you’re 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking.