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ravioliage

Being in the dragon age fandom for like 12+ years is like

Dragon Age 2 release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore and the companions are cringe

Dragon Age 2, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic albeit rushed, the companions are my favorite

Inquisition release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore with these new implications

Inquisition, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic, I love the lore implications

Veilguard release week: this game fucking sucks--

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nigesakis

me at the pearly gates: heyyy god

god: okay so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where the cw supernatural showrunner eric kripke fucks and doms a coked out twink-era jared padalecki over his desk like thats the only thing

me: okay listen 🤦

eric kripke at the pearly gates: heyyy god

god: okay so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where the cw supernatural showrunner eric kripke fucks and doms a coked out twink-era jared padalecki over his desk like thats the only thing

eric kripke: okay listen 🤦

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lovelymotel
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The funniest part of Dragon Age: the Veilguard is Solas betraying you like three separate times in the span of an hour and yet SOMEHOW I will still kinda surprised each time

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jerichoes

bioware since 2012: honestly we shouldn’t have redesigned the elves. from now on, regular faces for elves only

me:

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macenlace

Reminder to be kind to the writers/devs as they’re beholden to a much larger company that makes the big choices as far as what they do with the final product. Don’t forget, we almost got live-service online multiplayer DAV. They remade it from scratch, YEARS into the production just to give us what we actually wanted, a single player narrative-driven game.

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dolores-slay

List of things 'Bioware kinda forgot...' and then 90% of it is innacurate, gets explained in game, or purely subjective. Like I get not loving the game but this shit is ridiculous IS NO ONE READING/LISTENING EVER???

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mrs-gauche

Before we all leave the internet for good to go play this game, I want us all to give another HUGE shoutout and standing ovation for the one and only @felassan, who has not just been holding the fort for all those years in which the fandom was dormant and hope for Veilguard to ever come out seemed so slim, they've been a true cornerstone of the fandom throughout all of it, and of course this entire crazy marketing campaign, providing everyone with every information, minor or big, regarding BioWare and amazing analysis and summaries and I know I speak for everyone when I say THANK YOU SO MUCH, you're incredible and I hope you'll have a great time with Veilguard and that it is all you've wished for (and our favorite elf Felassan to make a glorious appearance of course!!! Seriously, there should be an entire questline or something dedicated to him just for you and what you've done for the fandom in all those years! 🙇🙇🙇) 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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felassan

thanku so much for this really lovely post, i'm just

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llysaan

The collection is complete!!! This series of portraits took so long 😭 but I am happy with how they turned out 🥲💕

These will all be available as prints when my shop launches on Friday! And, if you’re interested in a giveaway for the whole set, check out my instagram (same username!) where we’re celebrating 15k 🥰

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harellan

Someone: I am really enjoying Veilguard a lot! What a fun game!

Half of the fandom:

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biggaybunny
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

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6qubed

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

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comedictrans

when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and when brennan lee mulligan said “you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, then the universe cares. and if you don’t, then it doesn’t”

a very good addition tbh

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