When my husband asks me “Can you wear your special bra tomorrow at visiting???” 🍐🍐 🤣
Your amazing butt makes watching you walk away from me almost as good as looking at your beautiful face!
My so-romantic husband XD
“Thank you so much for visiting me this morning, bib! I’m so lucky. You’re so amazing and beautiful and you’re the funniest wife ever! I had a blast today.”
My husband, behind the prison fence, the other day, trying to make all the visitors laugh (and it worked, as usual) 😆
When he asks me: “What did you do to look this beautiful?!” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Me: Guess what?! I found my favorite childhood board game on Amazon and I bought it so we can play this weekend! o/ Hubby: Awesome! What’s the game about?? Me: Well basically it’s about 12 people who inherited a fortune and they attack and kill each other so there can be only one getting the money! Hubby: And that was your favorite board game as a child?!
My husband’s face when another inmate dares to check me out when I’m walking by his table X’D
“For the first time in my entire life, I finally feel like I belong. I know it must sound codependent to say this, but I don’t care, you make me feel this way.”
*weird noise outside of the visiting room*
Me: It sounds like a... trombone? My husband: Or a dying dog. Me: Oh, yeah, also. My husband: And there goes the dog program.
When the snow keeps me at home and I cannot visit.
When my husband shouts out something very, very dirty in the visiting room..... in French, so I'm the only one who gets it =P
When I'm at the bank, asking to change $60 in quarters:
Teller: Laundry, day, huh? Me: Not really, no. :) Teller: Trying to break pacman's record, then? Me: Visiting in prison.
My new passion: disconcerting people! X’D Hahaha =P
When I dress up as Morticia Addams for my Halloween visit and my husband cannot articulate one single sentence in 15 minutes.
His reaction when I’m wearing that new dress and I ask him to please STOP complimenting me every 2 seconds so we can talk about something else.
(he just called and complimented me again XD)
When a visitor comes to me and tells me that each time I'm walking away from my husband in the visiting room, to go get some food or to the bathroom, he always keeps eyes on me and smiles from ear to ear, looking happier than ever.
When that visitor at the prison tells me that her brother has been incarcerated for 43 years, since 1975, for an armed robbery. He currently has 5 life sentences.
America. Fuck yeah.
When my husband flexes his muscles behind the fence, making all of the visitors laugh, and some women whistle at him X”D
“Look! There’s even one flexing his muscles!” “... and of course that’s my husband.”