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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
is this it?
hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
any philosophy on surviving fascism? or building local power?
I'm going to start by staying alive, and then I'm going to look around my local community and see what charities are working in the area that I might be able to help out with. I'm gonna give more money to the homeless. I'm probably going to speak less and listen more, for a while. I'm going to pay even closer attention to grocery store prices. I'm going to make art, even if it's not as big and grandiose as I would like to, and try to dedicate myself to the creative principles of it rather than maximising career success. I'm going to comfort my friends who are afraid, and accept their comfort for all the things I'd hoped to do that I might not get to anymore. I'm going to go to the gym because it's good for me, even though a healthy future seems hard to imagine. I'm going to remember that I'm still young. I'm going to remember there are younger people who look up to me. I'm going to listen to older people who didn't get everything they wanted and still turned out happy. I'm going to read.
And I'm going to remember that even if every trans person on Earth were rounded up and killed tomorrow, a million more would be born the next day.
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake
chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
the best part of sebastian vettel’s retirement is his commitment to clowning the f1 grid with whatever arts and crafts project hes into at the moment. like it doesn’t matter that he vanishes off the face of the earth for several months, when he feels like it he’ll come over and you WILL get into the giant senna helmet made of recycled material with him
can I just log in
Se also: apologetic half-jog when crossing the road in front of traffic
This is just half of my mutuals
in general i don't have any particular interest in rookies until i've seen them around for a while (object permanence issue) but i do like the added variety that's coming. kpop idol for britaboos. guy who hates the elderly and will act on it. middle school undergrad. jack doohan also
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
can you believe this website is free
"think about pulling me out of this shit" in piastri world this is a defcon 5 level hysterical temper tantrum
