Rang's After School & Gym Outfit

Yang: Why aren't you looking at me?

Jaune: Oh, uh, I was just being polite. It'd be rude to stare- b-because your hair is so shiny today! Not that it's greasy, just that it has a natural shine to it and-

Yang: (Grabs his face) Look at me. Now... SPILL IT.

Jaune: (Face squished) Okay, okay! I was looking at your muscles! They're really big and I was kinda jealous, so I was trying to figure out-

Yang: (Flares) MY MUSCLES OR MY TITS, JAUNE?! ANSWER ME!

Jaune: YOUR TITS! YOUR TITS, OKAY?! I WAS STARING AT YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!

Yang: ...

Yang: Thank you for your honesty.

Yang's Naughty Casual and Slut Wear (From my Dragon Laying After Serenading fic)

Yang: Look what I found~!

Ruby: What?

Yang: it's Jaune's bucket list.

Blake: Where did you find that?

Weiss: Please tell me you didn't steal that from his room.

Ruby: That wouldn't be very nice.

Yang: Nah, it fell out of his backpack earlier. I'm going to return it to him... after seeing what's on it.

Blake: That's a bit of an invasion of privacy, don't you think?

Yang: Hey, I'm not going through it to make fun of him. Maybe I just want to help him cross a few things off, have you thought of that?

Ruby: ...Really?

Weiss: Just go ahead and read whatever he has written down so we can get this over with.

Yang: Yes!

Yang: "#1 - Get into Beacon." Guess he managed that one *crosses #1 off*

Yang: "#2 - Make some real friends"... that one's just sad.

Ruby: But he did make friends, so cross it off.

Yang: Alright... "#3 - Get a girlfriend".... Weiss-

Weiss: Don't you dare.

Yang: Right... Most of these are kind of boring... Wait...

Yang: "#11 - Get Yang to show me her boobs:!?

Ruby: What!?

Weiss: *Sighs*

Blake: Didn't expect that from him, but I guess we all have our base urges.

Yang: This is bullshit! He thinks I'll just show him my girls!? I'll show him! *Storms off, leaving the list behind*

RWB: ...

Blake: ...So, did anyone else notice that last one was in Nora's handwriting?

Jaune: This bra is $12.

Jaune: This bra is $5.

Jaune: But you bra, are priceless.

Yang: *reaches her hand inside her shirt*

Yang: *hand extends with bra in her hand towards Jaune*

Jaune: Wha?..

Yang: This bra is priceless. *hands it to Jaune*

Jaune: Someone broke into my dorm last night and stole all my fruit.

Yang: That sucks.

Jaune: It left me peachless.

Yang: ...

Yang: And that's why we were busy last night.

Nora: *burps*

Yang: Does that smell like peaches?

Nora (proudly): You're welcome.

Team RWBY's ARC'D Outfits

Jaune: Help my wife got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying ‘good luck returning me without the receipt’.

Qrow: *pauses his drinking*

Qrow: Really don't know what to say to that.

Qrow: *pause*

Qrow: *hands Jaune his flask*

Jaune: That's not what I mean.

Jaune: *takes a drink*

Yang: *grabs the flask and takes a drink*

Yang: *hands it back to Qrow*

Yang: Hair of the dog.

Qrow: *wipes a tears out of his eyes*

Qrow: I taught her so well.

Raven: *waves a hand in front of Tai's absent stare*

Taiyang: Sorry, that just took me back...

Yang: Alright Jaune, I'm headed out!

*Jaune notices Yang's shoelaces aren't tied properly*

Jaune: Yang, wait! 😬

*He gets on one knee and ties her shoe up*

Jaune: All done! 😄

Yang: Wh- you know I leave my shoelaces like that on purpose, right?

Jaune: Yeah, but I can't have you falling for some other guy now, can I? 😉

Yang: 😳

Jaune: 😁

Yang:...

Jaune:...

Jaune: Yang? What's wro- whoa!

Yang: *grabs Jaune by the collar and drags him upstairs* Change of plans, we're making babies today! 🥰

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Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

Weiss: *pulls her her black credit card, holding it aloft proudly*

Saphron: *pensive*

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm thinking.

Jaune: You can't...

Saphron: He gets to have the right to have as many mistresses as he wants.

Ruby: *nervous autistic laughter*

Weiss: *pensive*

Jaune (worried): Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Yang: Weisscream, you going to ask for something, or what?

Weiss: *looks away*

Blake: She's afraid to say it.

Weiss: Oh, I'm sorry if I want him to pet my head and say I'm a good girl?!

Weiss: *flustered into silence*

Yang: *puts her arm over Weiss' shoulder, and leans down to whisper into her ear*

Yang (whispering): Me too.

Saphron: Someone has to suck him off every day.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Jaune: I mean, some - one, means that, you know, um, I like girls, right?

Yang (arm still over Weiss' shoulder): The girlier, the better.

Yang (sudden realization): Does this mean I have to wear skirts?

Jaune: Uh?

Saphron: He does prefer women in skirts or dresses, yes.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: Quiet, little brother. Oh, and that guy there is cute, don't you think.

Jaune: Alright! If we HAVE to do this.

RWBY: We do.

Jaune: It has to be girls. I mean, women.

Ruby: *looking about nervously*

Nora (hands in the air): Oh, oh, oh, oh! We have to come too?

Saphron: Package deal?

Nora: Or we can be maids, or something. Or Ren can be, and I can be the guy rich people use to break someone's legs. If you know what I'm saying.

Ren (defeated Nora exacerbation mode): You explicitly stated it.

Saphron: At least one room to keep his pets?

Yang: Pets, you mean?..

Blake: *looks about nervously*

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Which part?

Weiss: All of it.

Weiss: *holds her credit card towards Saphron*

Saphron (to Jaune): What do you think, Jaune? It's one hell of a deal?

Jaune: She has to get me a chameleon Faunus girl.

Nora (whispering to Jaune): What are you doing?

Jaune (whispering): Trying to sabotage it.

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Where exactly are we going to find a?..

Jaune (whispering): That's the point.

Blake: I actually know someone who...

Ilia appeared next to Blake: Hi. I heard someone mentioned me?

Jaune: Fuck.

Blake: Give us a minute.

* * *

Ilia: *walks back out, skin a mixture of red and pinks*

Ilia: *nervously waves at Jaune*

Yang: What did you have to promise her?

Blake: You'll find out soon enough.

Ilia: I-I’ll be your pet, Master Jaune~. I promise I’ll treat you very well along with Blake~.

Yang: Fuck she’s good.

Saphron: Hmm. Very good. She looks cute too. Alright. Looks like I’m accepting you girls’ offers.

Jaune: Don’t I get a say in this?!

The girls: Nah.

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

Weiss: *pulls her her black credit card, holding it aloft proudly*

Saphron: *pensive*

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm thinking.

Jaune: You can't...

Saphron: He gets to have the right to have as many mistresses as he wants.

Ruby: *nervous autistic laughter*

Weiss: *pensive*

Jaune (worried): Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Yang: Weisscream, you going to ask for something, or what?

Weiss: *looks away*

Blake: She's afraid to say it.

Weiss: Oh, I'm sorry if I want him to pet my head and say I'm a good girl?!

Weiss: *flustered into silence*

Yang: *puts her arm over Weiss' shoulder, and leans down to whisper into her ear*

Yang (whispering): Me too.

Saphron: Someone has to suck him off every day.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Jaune: I mean, some - one, means that, you know, um, I like girls, right?

Yang (arm still over Weiss' shoulder): The girlier, the better.

Yang (sudden realization): Does this mean I have to wear skirts?

Jaune: Uh?

Saphron: He does prefer women in skirts or dresses, yes.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: Quiet, little brother. Oh, and that guy there is cute, don't you think.

Jaune: Alright! If we HAVE to do this.

RWBY: We do.

Jaune: It has to be girls. I mean, women.

Ruby: *looking about nervously*

Nora (hands in the air): Oh, oh, oh, oh! We have to come too?

Saphron: Package deal?

Nora: Or we can be maids, or something. Or Ren can be, and I can be the guy rich people use to break someone's legs. If you know what I'm saying.

Ren (defeated Nora exacerbation mode): You explicitly stated it.

Saphron: At least one room to keep his pets?

Yang: Pets, you mean?..

Blake: *looks about nervously*

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Which part?

Weiss: All of it.

Weiss: *holds her credit card towards Saphron*

Saphron (to Jaune): What do you think, Jaune? It's one hell of a deal?

Jaune: She has to get me a chameleon Faunus girl.

Nora (whispering to Jaune): What are you doing?

Jaune (whispering): Trying to sabotage it.

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Where exactly are we going to find a?..

Jaune (whispering): That's the point.

Blake: I actually know someone who...

Ilia appeared next to Blake: Hi. I heard someone mentioned me?

Jaune: Fuck.

Blake: Give us a minute.

* * *

Ilia: *walks back out, skin a mixture of red and pinks*

Ilia: *nervously waves at Jaune*

Yang: What did you have to promise her?

Blake: You'll find out soon enough.

Nora: I'm sure a couple of you guys who are paying attention know what's going to happen next in dawning horror. Well, you and the people who have already seen this done before with another [tumblr] post.

Nora: And to those people, I say...

Nora: Are you cheating on me? How dare you! I thought I was your only content creator on this hellsite!

Nora: What do you mean they upload five times more than I do?! QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, YOU DUMB ENTERTAINMENT BIMBO!

Yang: Top 10 Primarchs I'd want to Bang.

Yang: Number 10, Mortarion. Because, fuck you, Morty's hot. Okay, yeah, the relationship would probably not go anywhere, but he's number 10.

Yang: Number 9, Corax, because I have a thing for pale beauties in black brooding in the darkness.

Yang: Number 8, Lorgar, because I can fix him.

Yang: Number 7 Iron Fisting. Not because of Iron Fisting. But because I'm missing and arm and filled with rage.

Yang: Number 6, The Kahn, because bikes.

Yang: Number 5, Vulkan, because Dragons.

Yang: Number 4, Apharius

Yang: Number 3, Alpharius

Yang: Number 3, Magnus, because all he needs is a loving wife to take care of him.

Yang: Number 2, The Lion. Because fuck Luther. Or actually no, virgin wojack for Luther.

Yang: Number 1: Sanguinius, because, I didn't spend 2,000 hours painting my Blood Angels to NOT want to bang Sanguinius.

Yang: Dishonourable mentions: Girlyman, because boring accountants don't do anything for me. And, beside, he has his Elf waifus. Angron, because he's Angron.

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

Weiss: *pulls her her black credit card, holding it aloft proudly*

Saphron: *pensive*

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm thinking.

Jaune: You can't...

Saphron: He gets to have the right to have as many mistresses as he wants.

Ruby: *nervous autistic laughter*

Weiss: *pensive*

Jaune (worried): Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Yang: Weisscream, you going to ask for something, or what?

Weiss: *looks away*

Blake: She's afraid to say it.

Weiss: Oh, I'm sorry if I want him to pet my head and say I'm a good girl?!

Weiss: *flustered into silence*

Yang: *puts her arm over Weiss' shoulder, and leans down to whisper into her ear*

Yang (whispering): Me too.

Saphron: Someone has to suck him off every day.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Jaune: I mean, some - one, means that, you know, um, I like girls, right?

Yang (arm still over Weiss' shoulder): The girlier, the better.

Yang (sudden realization): Does this mean I have to wear skirts?

Jaune: Uh?

Saphron: He does prefer women in skirts or dresses, yes.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: Quiet, little brother. Oh, and that guy there is cute, don't you think.

Jaune: Alright! If we HAVE to do this.

RWBY: We do.

Jaune: It has to be girls. I mean, women.

Ruby: *looking about nervously*

Nora (hands in the air): Oh, oh, oh, oh! We have to come too?

Saphron: Package deal?

Nora: Or we can be maids, or something. Or Ren can be, and I can be the guy rich people use to break someone's legs. If you know what I'm saying.

Ren (defeated Nora exacerbation mode): You explicitly stated it.

Saphron: At least one room to keep his pets?

Yang: Pets, you mean?..

Blake: *looks about nervously*

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Which part?

Weiss: All of it.

Weiss: *holds her credit card towards Saphron*

Saphron (to Jaune): What do you think, Jaune? It's one hell of a deal?

Jaune: She has to get me a chameleon Faunus girl.

Nora (whispering to Jaune): What are you doing?

Jaune (whispering): Trying to sabotage it.

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Where exactly are we going to find a?..

Jaune (whispering): That's the point.

Blake: I actually know someone who...