Ruby: Would you like a threesome?

Jaune: I prefer to disappoint one girl at a time.

Weiss: You won’t disappoint us. That’s not like you.

Mama Arc: *knocks on Jaune's door* Jaune dear, be careful when you walk to school tomorrow. Apparently a wolf managed to sneak through the town wall.

Mama Arc: ...Jaune? *opens Jaune's door*

Jaune: *sitting on his bed* ...

Wolf Ruby: *Laying on Jaune's lap with her stomach exposed with Jaune caught mid belly rub* ...

Mama Arc: *leaves and shuts the door*

Mama Arc: *puts "do not disturb, grandbaby making in progress" sign on Jaune's door*

Team RWBY's ARC'D Outfits

art block doodle

need to draw more RWBY stuff 💘

Jaune: Ruby, please stop referring to my dick as a bolt.

Ruby: Shut up and put your bolt in my chamber!

Yang: If it takes that much to chamber it, you might want to breathe on it and polish it a bit.

Ruby: *annoyed*

Weiss: Upset to have a taste of her own medicine?

Ruby: That it sounds like it would actually work.

Into the polycule you go~!

The winner and second place both have Jessica.

Is there, like, a Discord to make sure all of my polls end in ties?

Traffic Rainbow is the obvious answer, if less poetic than the others.

But, the clade of random internet weirdos (my followers, affectionate), have chosen.

The Winner is War of the Roses and Traffic Rainbow.

Jaune Arc:

And the winner is

*drumroll*

Christmas Morning

Artic Fox Weiss: You should choose me as your mate.

Wolf Ruby: No, pick me!

Jaune: I don't know.

Weiss: Have you considered this? *cute yip*

Jaune: Aww.

Ruby: But what about this! *puppy dog eyes*

Jaune: Awwww.

Weiss: So?

Ruby: Which one of us do you pick?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...I can't pick one.

Into the polycule you go~!

The winner and second place both have Jessica.

Is there, like, a Discord to make sure all of my polls end in ties?

Traffic Rainbow is the obvious answer, if less poetic than the others.

But, the clade of random internet weirdos (my followers, affectionate), have chosen.

The Winner is War of the Roses and Traffic Rainbow.

Jaune Arc:

Ren: Bro quit letting the darkness consume you. You’re scaring the hoes.

Jaune:

Yang: To be fair, he's at the "I can fix him" stage, which is, honestly, THE best way to get girls.

Ruby: Get the girl?

Yang: I know what I said.

Blake: Which girls?

Yang: Well, any ones that want to fix him. And I guess they have to get along, together.

Ren: Bro?

Jaune:" *speechless*

Weiss: *knees down next to Jaune with coffee*

Yang: To be fair, that's the most obvious answer.

Ruby: But, you said girls.

Yang: Do you want to fix him?

Ruby: Well...

Yang: *pushes Ruby towards Jaune and Weiss*

Blake: What about you?

Yang: I'm more broken than he is.

Into the polycule you go~!

The winner and second place both have Jessica.

Is there, like, a Discord to make sure all of my polls end in ties?

Weiss: You’re sending him nudes. I’m sending him to a therapist. We are not the same.

Ruby: …it’s both…

Weiss: What?

Ruby: What?

Weiss: That two timing jerk!

Ruby: Oh don’t be like that. I’ll send you nudes too. Aren’t you curious whether the curtain matches the drapes?

Weiss: Fine.

Winter: I brought all three of you here, because now that the cat is out of the bag, there is no point in being obtuse. Both of you had been sending him to me for therapy.

Weiss: *looks between everyone*

Weiss: I am curious as to how Ruby is capable of affording this.

Winter: The Valean Warrior Fund. Now, Weiss, have you tried sending Jaune nudes?

Weiss: Pardon?!

Winter: I believe it would be better for both of your mental health.

Weiss: What have I done to ever indicate that?..

Winter: I will remind you that you are not my patient, but my sister, and as such I am at liberty to reveal what would otherwise be privileged material.

Weiss: *scoff*

Winter: Precisely.

Weiss: If I did not know any better, I would think you were trying make him a bigamist, sister.

Winter: It is legal for Huntsmen.

Weiss: . . .

Ruby: Are we talking about how big he is?, because...

Weiss: *SCOFF*

If there is one series I wanna return to it's Country Arc Lovin. The idea of Ruby Meeting Country Arc for her first mission getting addicted to his Aura raised Cow Milk and Strawberries and then not returning only for her team to find her married to the Arc would be hilarious.

Yeah, I messed up... This is more accurate

Into the polycule you go~!

The winner and second place both have Jessica.

Into the polycule you go~!

By a wide margin, War of the Roses.

Did the Summer x Tai one so here's the sequel

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

Weiss: *pulls her her black credit card, holding it aloft proudly*

Saphron: *pensive*

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm thinking.

Jaune: You can't...

Saphron: He gets to have the right to have as many mistresses as he wants.

Ruby: *nervous autistic laughter*

Weiss: *pensive*

Jaune (worried): Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Yang: Weisscream, you going to ask for something, or what?

Weiss: *looks away*

Blake: She's afraid to say it.

Weiss: Oh, I'm sorry if I want him to pet my head and say I'm a good girl?!

Weiss: *flustered into silence*

Yang: *puts her arm over Weiss' shoulder, and leans down to whisper into her ear*

Yang (whispering): Me too.

Saphron: Someone has to suck him off every day.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: I'm negotiating.

Jaune: I mean, some - one, means that, you know, um, I like girls, right?

Yang (arm still over Weiss' shoulder): The girlier, the better.

Yang (sudden realization): Does this mean I have to wear skirts?

Jaune: Uh?

Saphron: He does prefer women in skirts or dresses, yes.

Jaune: Saph?

Saphron: Quiet, little brother. Oh, and that guy there is cute, don't you think.

Jaune: Alright! If we HAVE to do this.

RWBY: We do.

Jaune: It has to be girls. I mean, women.

Ruby: *looking about nervously*

Nora (hands in the air): Oh, oh, oh, oh! We have to come too?

Saphron: Package deal?

Nora: Or we can be maids, or something. Or Ren can be, and I can be the guy rich people use to break someone's legs. If you know what I'm saying.

Ren (defeated Nora exacerbation mode): You explicitly stated it.

Saphron: At least one room to keep his pets?

Yang: Pets, you mean?..

Blake: *looks about nervously*

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Which part?

Weiss: All of it.

Weiss: *holds her credit card towards Saphron*

Saphron (to Jaune): What do you think, Jaune? It's one hell of a deal?

Jaune: She has to get me a chameleon Faunus girl.

Nora (whispering to Jaune): What are you doing?

Jaune (whispering): Trying to sabotage it.

Weiss: Done.

Yang: Where exactly are we going to find a?..

Jaune (whispering): That's the point.

Blake: I actually know someone who...

Ilia appeared next to Blake: Hi. I heard someone mentioned me?

Jaune: Fuck.

Blake: Give us a minute.

* * *

Ilia: *walks back out, skin a mixture of red and pinks*

Ilia: *nervously waves at Jaune*

Yang: What did you have to promise her?

Blake: You'll find out soon enough.

Ilia: I-I’ll be your pet, Master Jaune~. I promise I’ll treat you very well along with Blake~.

Yang: Fuck she’s good.

Saphron: Hmm. Very good. She looks cute too. Alright. Looks like I’m accepting you girls’ offers.

Jaune: Don’t I get a say in this?!

The girls: Nah.