Team RWBY's ARC'D Outfits

Nora " fearless leader owns a strip club"

Everyone but Jaune and ruby " WHAT?"

Jaune " ruby works at it her stage name is rubooty her song whispers in the dark

Ruby " what how do you think I get the maintain my scyth money here watch" does take cloths off but uses scythe as pole to pose and dance on it like she does in battle.

Coco makes it rain

Yang is steaming "....🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭MY BABY SISTER IS A STRIPPER..SHE SHOW STRANGE FOR CHANGE

Pyrrha holds hip " .....i would like a job application

Weiss spits in shock.

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House of Fruitful Pollination

Weiss and Pyrrha: *gives Jaune a entreating look*

Jaune: *deer caught in the headlights look*

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: Alright, I've had this dream. It ended up with me in Professor Port's class in my boxers.

Weiss (condemning): You've had dreams about me in a?...

Pyrrha: *puts her hand on Weiss' shoulder, grabbing it with more force than Weiss imagined she could*

Pyrrha (scary intensity): Weiss. Dear.

Weiss: *scaroused into silence*

Pyrrha: Jaune, dear.

Jaune: Dear?

Nora: *hits Jaune with her hammer*

Jaune: *stumbles to his feet*

Yang: What the hell was that for?

Nora: Proving it's not a dream.

Ruby: I usually pinch myself.

Yang (to Nora): A little harsh?

Jaune: No, no. I needed that.

Pyrrha: And... our applications?

Jaune: *slow blink*

Jaune: Sorry. Just... wasn't... expecting...

Jaune: *clears his throat*

Jaune: You... will... have... to... try out...

Nora: But!..

Weiss: That is reasonable.

Yang: What about me?

Jaune: As a stripper?

Yang: To protect Ruby.

Jaune: Take your top off, and I'll hire you as a bouncer.

Yang: Here?

Weiss: *scoff*

Jaune: Or in private. Or on the stage.

Yang: *pensive*

Weiss: Is she seriously considering this?

Nora: *looks at Weiss as if she was the stupidest person in the world*

Yang (sarcastically): Yeah. *rolls her eyes* Why - would - anyone - take - their - clothes - off - for - a - job?

Jaune: The stage does get you tips.

Yang: Would I have to walk around, and let guys grope me?

Jaune: *shrugs*

Jaune: Or you can punch them.

Weiss: *curious look*

Jaune: You don't HAVE to get groped, and in all honesty, the cleaner the place, the more space the cops give us.

Weiss: We need to be thankful for small favours.

Yang: *eyes Weiss' boobs*

Weiss: *glares at Yang*

Yang: Are we going to have to go down on you, or anything?

Jaune: *pensive*

Weiss: *SCOFF*

Jaune: What? She brought it up?

Weiss: The answer - is - no!

Yang: I did offer.

Yang (to Nora): Do you?..

Nora: I might have broken a few things during my tryouts.

Jaune: Which is one of the only ways to not get hired.

Weiss: And the others?

Jaune: To have a body guys don't want to pay money for.

Weiss: *nervously looks at her own chest*

Jaune: And, like, drugs, and breaking prostitution laws.

Yang (to Weiss): You do not have ANYTHING to worry about, Icequeen. Icecream?

Yang (to Jaune): Is there like an owners box, where we can see the stage?

Weiss: *nods her head* To guard her sister.

Yang: *gently shakes her uncertainly*

Yang: And, you know, naked women.

Yang: *looks at Blake*

Blake: Are there dark corners to disappear in?

Jaune: It IS a strip club, so, of course.

Weiss (under her breath): Of course.

Jaune (to Weiss): If anyone DOES grope you, feel free to call Yang.

Yang: Now we're Yanging.

Jaune: (Drawing lewds and nudes, Thinking) Will I ever be happy?.

Jaune: Do I deserve... to be alive?.

Jaune: Will I ever experience... true love?.

Jaune: Hm?

Jaune: Heh... Sure thing.

BlackCat: I really liked that picture of a catgirl in a leash.

DragonsRawr: You can never go wrong with big tiddy blondes.

Edelweiss: How about power reversal? A student dominating a teacher? A pauper with an heiress?

DragonsRawr: I like the cut of Edelweiss' jib.

RosettaAlone: What's a jib?

RainbowWallflower: How about LGD?

Jaune: LGD?

RainbowWallflower: Lesbians Gone Dick. Orientation play.

Jaune: What about RosettaAlone? You're the biggest donor. What do you think?

RainbowWallflower: Break her lesbians. Make her beg for it.

. . .

Edelweiss: How is she the biggest donor?

Jaune: Longest donor.

DragonsRawr: Biggest, longest, same thing.

Edelweiss: I demand a higher subscription grade.

RosettaAlone: It's all good, honestly.

is this accurate?

Locker Room

Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?

Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.

Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?

Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-

Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?

Nora: It's so fluffy~.

Jaune: Well give it back!

RWBY: ...

Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.

Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.

Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.

Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.

Season's Greetings

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone c:

A flower whirlwind with Jaune radiating from the outside, protective, is so fitting.

Pollinated Dress Up

Ruby: *Dressed up like Beacon Jaune* If you didn't love awkward dork Jaune then you don't deserve himbo Jaune!

Yang: *Dressed up as Mistral Jaune* Dork Jaune is fun, but Jaune with a little muscle is just straight up hot.

Weiss: *Dressed up as Atlas Jaune* Once he matured some, he became a perfect suitor. And one that knows when to let his fun side out at the appropriate time.

Blake: *In her Rusted Knight cosplay* He's been hot from the start, and he somehow managed to get so much hotter.

The Ghost of Pyrrha is there to provide moral support.

Well, then, off to a good start.

White Rose neck-in-neck.

vote for ruby! a vote for ruby is a vote for a better future!

The first woman will decide who comes next.

Hot damn, might have to make plans for a tie.

Considering all of the votes, let's say within 5% is a tie.

The Ghost of Pyrrha is there to provide moral support.

Well, then, off to a good start.

White Rose neck-in-neck.

The Ghost of Pyrrha is there to provide moral support.

Well, then, off to a good start.

The Ghost of Pyrrha is there to provide moral support.

Yang:  I think we can take her.

Ruby:  I don’t know, Qrow had trouble with her.

Yang:  But, there’s like four of us.

Blake:  Five if we include the bridegroom.

Weiss:  Are you suggesting we don’t get married simply to pick a fight with my sisters?

Ruby and Yang:  Yes.

Weiss:  *SCOFF*

Jaune: And Because of the time fruit thing, I'm now more than twice your age.

RWBY: ...That's hot~.