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Genetic Reincarnation of Drago Musevni.
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New Policy

Anyone that links or quotes from the Wikipedia article about Onna-Musha will be blocked.

  • Wikipedia is not a primary source. Your teachers should have taught you this.
  • You obviously did not actually read the article, as none of the women listed were samurai.
  • I know more about world history than you could possibly fathom. Your quick confirmation bias search is not going to convince me.
  • For the vast majority of Human history, the vast majority of people would not let women join the warrior class. Northern Europe is the great exception, and then only sometimes.

Also, if anyone other than my inner circle, (mutuals, frequent rebloggers, etc), tries to argue about this, you will get blocked, because if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

Addendum: Adding "don't like it, don't play it" to the list. I mean, seriously.

Addendum: Adding insulting your penis. They are doing a fantastic job of proving how psychopathic they are.

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The Barbary slave trade? No you didn't

The link between the words slave and slave? No you didn't.

The Mongol enslavement of Europeans? No you didn't.

The Holodomor? No you didn't.

The Boldhevik's murders? No you didn't.

Who the Boldheviks were? No you didn't.

Maoist China? No you didn't.

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Yang: You're a people pleaser? Name 3 people that you've pleased.

Jaune: Your mom, your sister, and your other mom.

Yang: Dude! She's been dead for...

Jaune: That doesn't matter in the Ever After.

Yang: *stunned*

Yang: Why do you have to go over my head?

Jaune: What?

Yang: I've got boobs, too.

Jaune: Oh, trust me, I know.

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Interesting thing to notice: all the sad states are also those that didn’t require voter Id. Interesting coincidence, don’t ya think?

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howlingday

So, something I noticed while watching the election;

Illinois was declared a blue state. However, when you zoomed in, about 80% was red. The biggest mass of blue was in and around the Chicago area.

Just something I noticed.

I guess you haven't seen the map,

This is from 2016, Trump vs. Clinton.

Pretty much the entire US are red districts, with only isolated cities and their foulsburgs being blue.

Trump did better in 2020 than he did in 2016, and did better in 2024 than he did in 2020.

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Deep State FURIOUS Over Matt Gaetz AG & Tulsi Gabbard DNI, Bolton Calls ...

Bolton Calls For Sicking the FBI on Matt Gaetz and Tulsi Gabbard.

Proving they learned exactly zero from Trump’s last term.

If it wasn’t for Trump on the Ticket, the Republican Party would have followed the UK Tories.

Runtime:  25:19

Source: youtube.com
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howlingday

Jessica: (Looks around Ever After) Guess you're not in Kansas anymore, huh?

Jaune: ...What's a Kansas?

AMERICA EXPLAIN

Hi! American here~!

This is a reference to the film, "The Wizard of Oz," wherein a girl named Dorothy is transported from her home in Kansas, USA, to the land of Oz. Upon arriving, she tells her dog, "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Jaune, not being from Earth, doesn't know either references.

If Jess is Dorothy, she needs a dog to come with her.

Oh, and the Wizard of Oz was the FIRST movie with colour. Two play with this, the time in Kansas is in Black and White, and it switches to Colour when she gets to Oz.

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Weiss: Ruin me like Beacon.

Jaune: Yo. Get your act together.

Weiss: I thought he was just obtuse, but now I am honestly concerned for his health.

Yang: *distant look*

Weiss: If you have some hooliganous ribaldry , then...

Yang: Afraid of what I'm going to say?

Weiss: *wipes her eyes*

Weiss: I was honestly hoping to simply move passed it, in the hopes that you might be able to help me.

Yang: You sure you want me to help you?

Weiss: Of - course - I - am.

Yang: Because you're not going to like the answer.

Weiss: Will you just tell me?!

Yang: . . .

Weiss: Or at least make your crass joke, and I will ask someone else.

Yang: One.

Weiss: Yes?

Yang: Not ever guy wants to pump and dump.

Weiss: I had not considered this? And secondly?

Yang: Two.

Yang: . . .

Weiss: *vexed look*

Yang: He's worried about you.

Weiss: I had no considered this, either.

Weiss: *pensive*

Weiss: And I must entreat you, how do I convince him to not treat me like some porcelain doll.

Yang: *looks her up and down*

Weiss: What?

Yang: You honesty look a lot like a porcelain doll.

Weiss: *aggrieved look*

Yang: *gestures like she's holding something to her left*

Yang: How about this?

Yang: *puts down the fake box*

Yang: Instead of "Ruin me."

Yang: *picks up a fake box on her right*

Yang: You take him for coffee, or something.

Weiss: I was hoping that his overtures would qualify as courtship.

Yang: If you want a faster approach, how about a drive in movie?

Weiss: I suppose that would bypass the initial matrix of dates.

Yang: About 2/3 of the way in, reach your hand into his crotch.

Weiss: O.O

Yang: Once you prove you are not afraid of choking on him, he'll probably be more than willing to treat you a bit more rough than fine china.

Weiss: Like a woman whom has spurred his affection.

Yang: Like Dollar Store plates?

Weiss: . . .

Yang: It might take a few months to get up to "ruin me", but...

Weiss (assertively): I have a goal and a means of achieving it.

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