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Here to Raze Hell

@wearepaladin / wearepaladin.tumblr.com

(Artists credit goes to @kid-ultimate) It's an old story. A person who takes up the quest to rid the world of evil. Its a journey with no final destination. But in the end it’s the only one worth taking. Welcome! This is a blog by Paladins, for Paladins....
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un4given09

Ancient Gods Part 2: ENDGAME

Doomguy: Is that everyone?

The Betrayer: Like you wanted MORE?!

(Portal opens)

Dante: Hey Slayer! Long time no see!

Tanjiro: Slayer-san! I hope we aren’t late Nezuko: mmmph! (RIP AND TEAR)

Guts: Any chance Griffith would show up? 

Doomguy: Hmm someone’s missing… 

(A smaller portal opens) 

ISABELLE: :3 (loads her own super shotgun)

Doomguy: SLAYERS….. ASSEMBLE!

Hell is fucked

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My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).

Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:

Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.

He’s also perfomed a fucking RECORD number of exorcisms

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landysbear

Doom guy is Catholicism’s patron saint of METAL.

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paladin-time

@wearepaladin I mean, I guess. I’m sure Asmodeus would be locking his door.

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