Ancient Gods Part 2: ENDGAME
Doomguy: Is that everyone?
The Betrayer: Like you wanted MORE?!
(Portal opens)
Dante: Hey Slayer! Long time no see!
Tanjiro: Slayer-san! I hope we aren’t late Nezuko: mmmph! (RIP AND TEAR)
Guts: Any chance Griffith would show up?
Doomguy: Hmm someone’s missing…
(A smaller portal opens)
ISABELLE: :3 (loads her own super shotgun)
Doomguy: SLAYERS….. ASSEMBLE!
Hell is fucked
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My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).
Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:
Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.
He’s also perfomed a fucking RECORD number of exorcisms
Doom guy is Catholicism’s patron saint of METAL.
@wearepaladin I mean, I guess. I’m sure Asmodeus would be locking his door.