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We Are Lady Knight

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Women in armor, female chiverly, and smiting sexism
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leidensygdom

"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

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wearepaladin

An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade

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nientedal

[Image description: screenshot of a Reddit post in r/DungeonsAndDragons by Reddit user toothmonkey. Post is titled The Paladin Grenade, labeled “suggestion,” and reads, “So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in-your-face angry paladin. The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system.” End ID.]

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schizocasey

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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