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@wealmostaneckbeard

Every day or half hour I suddenly wonder if Tumblr has content on a specific subject. I then seach and reblog that content for 10 or more minutes. That is how I function on here. Occasionally I will try posting "Original Content" but there's no guarantee.
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anarcha66

Honestly, I love the idea of a vampire who only drinks blood taken from blood banks and hospitals, because it so beautifully encompasses someone who's more concerned with the vibes of something than the actual impact of it.

Drinking from someone on the street, barring some other condition they may have, isn't likely to kill them unless you gorge yourself. Taking blood packs? There's always a shortage of blood, and having even less of it runs the very real risk of getting someone killed in a way that is wholly out of your control once you've sipped on that blood. Someone you can't assure the innocence or guilt of, if you're the type of person who cares about that.

Despite that, in popular stuff, I often see discussions of drinking from a blood bank being somehow better or preferable, and yeah. No. The only thing it does is make you feel better while doing more harm, because of that degree of removal. You're effectively drinking blood from someone on the cusp of hypovolemic shock, but since it's not straight from the tap, some people seem to think it's better.

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Vampires are horny like queer fuckboys on Grindr. Werewolves are horny like anarchists in a squat. Changelings are horny like starving artists in a drug-drenched commune. Mages are horny like overworked university students. Hunters are horny like soldiers crowded in a trench. Demons are horny like repressed feudal courtiers. The Hungry Dead are horny like creepy cult members. Wraiths are horny like a depressed motherfucker who just wants to feel anything again. Mummies are utterly and completely devoid of horny, as unhorny as a job application, they are antihorny. This is why nobody ever plays Mummy: The Resurrection.

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new oc! Petra Marion Folger, Camarilla Gangrel wolf-tracker!

I'll write up more about this fucker later but... new oneshot vamp for the amusement of all. They're nonbinary, a wolf obsessed weirdo who has come to embody doggy behaviour who wants to do the best job ever! Total Camarilla guard dog, but having so much fun with it. :D

Tracking Lupines is the best job ever !!!

They go by either Petra or Marion, depending on the mood and will answer to either. :D

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Don't trust vampires, elves, or anyone older than a century. They could make up all kinds of bullshit about the past. And the only way to fact check them is by digging up records from that time period. Which are of dubious authenticity because the same semi-immortals could have written all of it in an act of foresight to cement the legitimacy of their claims in the future.

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