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your honor theyre siblings
(catgirl nhp belongs to @tigersharko )
HORUS CULTISTS RAID A METAVAULT USING A MANTICORE AND AND AN IPS-N VLAD
Memes from Cradle be like "gosh darn it, discovered another mass grave while laying the foundation for my new gardening shed."
Ironic memes from Ras Shamra are like "mass transit was 3 minutes late so I was late to sportsball practice 😔 thus I am humbly asking Union's Depatment of Justice and Human Rights to liberate my planet"
Memes from Carina are like "bro can handle 5 gees while burning through atmospheric entry but spends 5 minutes in rough waters and he's tossing his breakfest overboard 😂"
A meme from Sparr would go something like "hey at least it's not snowing!"
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Let's Dance<<
put on your red shoes and dance the blues
let's dance
to the song they're playing on the radio
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Having a lot of feelings about them. Last session did things to me.
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Using SISYPHUS to get the perfect Balatro run, shoving a straight flush up the Psychic's asshole. As some someone who regularly has carnal relations with eidolons, the boss fights in this game are basically foreplay. Skipping the whole ante just to rush into the Pillar's Pillarussy. Getting to Ante 29 cause this shit ain't nothing to me, man.
(Inspired by this S-tier Balatro review I saw)
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Updated an old art post
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AFTER-ACTION REPORT
Bandit tallied at 0800hrs ANST, having been previously unidentified by masking its heat signature inside of an ongoing firestorm.
Unlicensed "Exotic" Equipment identified from chassis included:
- Four (4) "Snapdragon" Propelled Propane Dart Launchers (rendered inoperable during critical reactor meltdown)
- Two (2) Reactor-Fed Heated Fistplates (retrieved, registered as spoils, and permission for reinstallation on friendly chassis requested)
- One (1) Experimental Charged Endoskeleton (initially mistaken as tempered plating, later identified as hostile chassis approached meltdown. Request for retrieval and reinstallation summarily rejected, reason provided as follows: "-ar as we can tell this abomination is what would happen if you took one of those MANTICORE pattern exoskeletons and then pushed it deeper in with a layer of armour on top that was intended to slag itself into oblivion. Setting aside the sheer difficulty of gutting another chassis and leaving its outsides as-is while slipping this hunk of junk underneath, you do understand that all recorded MANTICORE patterns have an average 200% pilot mortality rate, right?"
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With Theia being a spacer, she is always wearing her SSC Sylph Suit in fear of a hull breach. When she isn't in a mech or a hardsuit, you can find her in just a Sylph Suit from her neck to her toes. She doesn't bother much with traditional.
So when Theia had to event a formal event, this is what she came up with. She adjusted the cut of her sylph suit to be more dress-like, with extra bits hanging off the hips to form a skirt with a slit. All while keeping her sylph suit a little goopy looking.