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@wealmostaneckbeard

Every day or half hour I suddenly wonder if Tumblr has content on a specific subject. I then seach and reblog that content for 10 or more minutes. That is how I function on here. Occasionally I will try posting "Original Content" but there's no guarantee.
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Track 1: Welcome to the Neighborhood by Brian David Gilbert

A Gestalt resident decides to kill their annoyingly creepy Replika neighbor. A new Replika replacement is ordered and takes their place.

Track 2: Well, Well, Look Who's Inside Again (cover) by Kat Rampage

A resident laments being in lock down

Track 3: we like watching birds by Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han

A pair of gestalts express their love and appreciation for all the varieties of replikas that serve the Eusan Nation. They deliver bones to their "bird god" who is a Falke unit and she is very confused.

Track 4: In Your Light by Gotye

An Adler unit sings about how much he loves his Falke

Track 5: Business Man by Tom Cardy

A Starling unit attempts to infiltrate a gestalt gang. Her disguise is terrible and the gestalts let her know. They all come under fire from a corrupt Protektor.

Track 6: Look Who's Inside Again - Instrumental by ZFM

We check back in with that one resident in lock down. They've developed a fun hobby to pass the time.

Track 7: Go Ahead and Cry by Metric

A Eule unit gets high and performs a little song and dance for her co-workers. It's a little sad and silly but everyone loves it.

Track 8: I'm alone in my apartment by Brian David Gilbert

A different resident is also trapped in their home. They decide to rewatch a propaganda movie. And be anxious. And talk to themself.

Track 9: Get Louis Theroux It by Tom Cardy

A gestalt journalist with Bioresonant abilities causes a reality warping cataclysmic disaster.

Track 10: Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew by Lemon Demon

A gestalt political dissident sings a love song to their defective replika cell mate.

Track 11: I Will Remember You by Metric

A pair of actresses dressed like Ariane Yeong and Elster perform an abbreviated retelling of the original subjects tragic romance.

Track 12: Eclipse by The Blasting Company and Little Star

The real Elster sings a love song to the real Ariane Yeong.
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