Don't trust vampires, elves, or anyone older than a century. They could make up all kinds of bullshit about the past. And the only way to fact check them is by digging up records from that time period. Which are of dubious authenticity because the same semi-immortals could have written all of it in an act of foresight to cement the legitimacy of their claims in the future.
On Wednesday, audit liaison John Brakey told a reporter from the local CBS affiliate in Phoenix that the audit team was checking to see if 40,000 Biden ballots were smuggled into Arizona from Asia by checking the paper’s fiber to try to detect bamboo.
“There’s accusations that 40,000 ballots were flown in and stuffed into the box and it came from the Southeast part of the world, Asia. And what they’re doing is to find out if there’s bamboo in the paper,” Brakey told Dennis Welch of CBS5 News.
Welch asked Brakey a series of follow-ups, such as “Why do you check for bamboo?” and “This is part of what you’re looking for?” and he answered that others were searching for the bamboo ballots because “people in Southeast Asia…use bamboo in their paper processing” and “this is part of the mystery that we want to un-gaslight people about.”
These people are completely unhinged. We’re within a generation of a civil war because they will not give up or quit no matter what happens.
They aren't just unhinged, they are grifters too. It's all a part of the perpetual conservative hustle. You know how conservatives accuse scientists or liberals of wasting time and money investigating an issue, get an answer they don't like, and then demand more time and money to keep investigating? That's conservatives projecting their own hustle on to others. They will take an extra long time with this bamboo ballot search until they run out of donation money or invent a new conspiracy theory to disqualify votes. By the time that happens, they hope the longevity of the investigation will lend enough legitimacy to the next one.
