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@wealmostaneckbeard

Every day or half hour I suddenly wonder if Tumblr has content on a specific subject. I then seach and reblog that content for 10 or more minutes. That is how I function on here. Occasionally I will try posting "Original Content" but there's no guarantee.
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a reminder that a Harris win is the bare minimum.

polling is looking good, but Polls Don't Vote! People Do. we need to show fascist weirdos they will NEVER have power, not in our lifetimes.

we don't only care about our trans siblings, we LOVE our trans siblings.

we don't only want freedom from gun violence, we DEMAND freedom from gun violence.

we don't only want better wages, we have the RIGHT to living wages.

get excited for voting. get horny for voting.

we need to ride those ballot boxes so hard they look like the werewolf watermelon gif.

I see you cowards not wanting to have a reference to the watermelon werewolf gif on your dash

I see you cowards except my one favoritest mutual and lover not wanting to acknowledge that the werewolf watermelon gif is the best possible metaphor for how horny we should get for voting and how hard we should be working to get as many votes into those ballot boxes as we can and getting all our buddies together to ride the ballot box until the boxes look like the werewolf watermelon gif.

Fill them up sloppy style

And remember it's a group effort

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draconym

Last night I had a dream that I was at the grocery store buying produce to mail to my spouse in Oregon. I was dead set on sending him a box of apples, but every single apple I picked up had this face on it when I turned it around.

I ended up not being able to find any faceless produce to send him. I was worried he wouldn't consider them vegan if they had faces.

Fuck. You're 100% correct.

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This damp and pensive man has an announcement for you.

That’s right! It’s

Primal Bog Monday!

So leave your calamitous woes here among the reeds and enjoy the quiet, peaceful atmosphere of a unique habitat that is equal parts growth and decay!

The Bog cannot mend all, but it can ease a sore and battered heart for a time, if you let it. Be well, travelers, for today is a new day. <3

(Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung)

Mr. Bogman, take all my woes (Bung, bung, bung, bung) You with your flat face, and your scrunched-up nose (Bung, bung, bung, bung) Give me assurance that now I can rest here (Bung, bung, bung, bung) Oh Mister Bogman truly is the best, dear

Bogman, I am so tired Against me this week has only conspired It’s truly been such a hard slog Mr. Bogman, bring me a bog

Mr. Bogman, take all my woes You with your flat face, and your scrunched-up nose Give me assurance that I’ll regain my zest here Oh Mister Bogman truly is the best, dear

Bogman, I am so tired Against me this week has only conspired It’s truly been such a hard slog Mr. Bogman, bring me a bog

(Bung, bung, bung, bung)

Mr. Bogman (Yes?) Bring us a bog Give it a patch of reeds and maybe a frog Give it some healthy growth and soothing decay I’ll sit and remember that it’s a new day

Mr Bogman, somewhere to sleep (Somewhere to sleep) Would be a blessing, my dreams soft and deep So please let me my brain unclog Mr Bogman, bring us, please, please, please Mr Bogman, bring us a bog

This is the single greatest addition to any post anywhere ever. I was in TEARS of delight!

The bog man is very pleased and sends you a perfectly normal and in no way disgusting kiss!

So I can have the tune handy!

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